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1. Posted by kombizz (Full Member 1416 posts) 8y

To My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy.

I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.

Therefore, after reading this letter I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset, I shall be back before midnight".

When the man came home late that night he found the following letter on the dining room table:

To My Dear Husband,

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college.

I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary is 18 years old.

As a successful businessman with an excellent knowledge of math you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference; 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into18.

Therefore I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.

THE HUSBAND FAINTED

2. Posted by arif_kool (Travel Guru 1757 posts) 8y

What is the moral of the story???

3. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 8y

Don't bight off more than you can chew?

4. Posted by arif_kool (Travel Guru 1757 posts) 8y

Being honest is not the best policy always?

5. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

The wife has better taste in hotels? No self-respecting secretary would agreed to the Comfort Inn. I forgot - she's 18 and probably never been out of Cleveland...

6. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y

What was it that Andy Roony said?

"Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage."

7. Posted by arif_kool (Travel Guru 1757 posts) 8y

The Husband fainted after reading the letter.......

When he recovered what steps he would have contemplated to regain his lost pride?????

8. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

Another visit to the Comfort Inn for comfort??

9. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y

Probably would have re-mortgaged the house and bought a Ferrari.

10. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 8y

Have a fiesta at the Fiesta?