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1. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRENDA(N)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brenda!!!! Come out, come out wherever you are!!!!! It's time to celebrate your birthday (April 8th) and you've been mysteriously missing again!!! (Stuck up in the frozen tundra in a snowdrift that won't melt until July???) Here's hoping you have a wonderful day staying toasty warm and celebrating with someone other than the polar bears!!!!!!!!!!

In honor of B's birthday, Isa has prepared breakfast, lunch and dinner using his favorite ingredient. B will be awakened to the smell of luscious lentil waffles sizzling on the griddle with cute little lentil sausage patties on the side. After spending most of the morning donning all of the undergarments and outerwear required to survive the harsh Canuckistani weather of the frozen tundra, B will be ready for a hearty lunch. Following the removal of all the outerwear so he can actually sit down, B will enjoy a warming tureen of steaming lentil soup with root vegetables and crusty peasant bread. The afternoon will be filled with fun activities including putting away all of the outerwear because it's just not worth going outside, drawing funny faces in the frost on the inside of the cabin windows, making paper airplanes, stoking the fire in the fireplace and darning the holes in the wool socks. After all that excitement, B will enjoy a sumptuous dinner of Lentil Bolognese accompanied by a nice lentil salad and a huge pitcher of vodka martinis to drown his sorrows about such a boring birthday.

Again, have a very happy birthday, Brendan, and come back to visit once in awhile!!! We miss you! ;)

2. Posted by arif_kool (Travel Guru 1757 posts) 8y

Happy Birthday Brendan:)

Hope u have a memorable time:)

3. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y

Happy Birthday, B, wherever you are!!! I second Isa--we miss you!!!


4. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5595 posts) 8y

Have a great one Brendan!

5. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y

Well l think B is somewhere near Petra - but that is a wild wild guess!!

Happy birthday Brenda(n) and l hope you have a knee tremblingly wonderful birthday in whatever spot of the world you are!!


6. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 8y


Hope you have a great birthday! Are you back from Egypt yet?

7. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 8y

Most Happy of Happy Days to you Mr. (n)!!!! Yay!!!!!

Now we must make talk about beans........lentil is not true bean. I have made learn of this at Community College of Beeristan. Lentil is really leftover body casing from small Eurasian insect that made migration from cold miserable steppes of old country to cold miserable steppes of Canuckistan. Once every 3 days, insect outgrows body parts, most notably sex organ, and is shed. In old country, peasant peoples collect delicasy to feed to enemies who visit and stay too long after dessert. Now you know.

Many more Happy Days to you my friend!!!!

8. Posted by Sam I Am (Admin 5588 posts) 8y

Happy Birthday Brendan! Come say hello again :)

9. Posted by kombizz (Full Member 1416 posts) 8y

Happy Birthday Brendan.
As Iranian say: "Tavaludat Mubarak"

10. Posted by opospa (Travel Guru 1836 posts) 8y

Happy Birthday!!! สุขสันต์วันเกิด!!!