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1. Posted by kombizz (Full Member 1416 posts) 8y

I wonder if all men agree with the following statements:

1- Men are NOT mind readers.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't h ear us complaining about you leaving it down.

3. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

4. Crying is blackmail.

5. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

6. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

8. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

9. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us!

10. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

11. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

12. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

13. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

14. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

15. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

16. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

17. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

18. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

19. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as making love or bed sports!

20. You have enough clothes.

21. You have too many shoes.

22. I am in shape. Round or curvy IS a shape!

23. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

NOW, what is your opnion about the above statements.
I am looking to hear from those curvy girls out there.

2. Posted by opospa (Travel Guru 1836 posts) 8y

Quoting kombizz

9. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us!

23. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

NOW, what is your opnion about the above statements.
I am looking to hear from those curvy girls out there.

I am not curvy girl..... But I agree with you on No. 9....... as for No.23, Miranda found out you were dating other curvy girls huh??

3. Posted by Mel. (Travel Guru 4567 posts) 8y

Quoting kombizz

Thank you for reading this.

You should pay us for reading this.

4. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5595 posts) 8y

Kombizz, do you know what being chauvinistic means?

5. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

Quoting Utrecht

Kombizz, do you know what being chauvinistic means?

My money is on yes (in reality) though don't bet that will be the answer. Anyone who uses obfuscate probably also knows the meaning of chauvinist.

6. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 8y

Quoting kombizz

10. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

I like it!

7. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y

What are you trying to get at, kombizz? You sound like a misogynist.

8. Posted by kombizz (Full Member 1416 posts) 8y

Quoting opospa

Quoting kombizz

9. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us!

23. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

NOW, what is your opnion about the above statements.
I am looking to hear from those curvy girls out there.

I am not curvy girl..... But I agree with you on No. 9....... as for No.23, Miranda found out you were dating other curvy girls huh??

One of my weakest point is curve and curvy ladies.
I DO love curve in cars, buildings, objects, plants, and ladies.
Also I try to show my feeling of loving curve in my images.
simply look at them and find out!

9. Posted by kombizz (Full Member 1416 posts) 8y

Quoting Mel.

Quoting kombizz

Thank you for reading this.

You should pay us for reading this.

I don't minf if and only if you are a curvy one!

10. Posted by kombizz (Full Member 1416 posts) 8y

Quoting Utrecht

Kombizz, do you know what being chauvinistic means?

No!

But for sure I know how to draw a curve or find more curvy stuffs around my work place!