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41. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5595 posts) 8y

And here comes Utrecht in his floatable cayaking canoe which he stole from Sam after he knocked himself down with too much icecream and ikea hot dogs. I don't carry a gun but be careful: I have a swiss army knife with 34 functions, the main one being the wine opener.

42. Posted by marlis (Travel Guru 1167 posts) 8y

hey Utrecht ,
can you pick me up on your way?I just repaired a very colourfull spinnaker,the client comes back in 2 month when we will be gone for good.
This sailer is not worth to have this spinnaker back,he can't sail it otherwise he would have not rippt it,right?
I will bring also my big Ara Caruso and King Kong with me,a good pirat ship needs a parrot and a monky.
Now I go back to the sewingmachine finishing the piratflag.
TP logo on bright orange,Oranje boven;)

43. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5595 posts) 8y

No problem, but I hope you have some patience, I am now leaving the Azores and this will be the roughest part of my trip. And my collection of Chateau Neuf du Pape is almost finished already but I promise to keep a few for you.

44. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y

lm on the Girls Gone Wild Ship - dont ask how l ended up here - just NEVER let me near champange again, but l thought in my drunken state l had made arrangements to meet Nikki here - something about pole dancing lessons???

I thought l saw Isa and Tway limbo dancing cocktail in hand earlier - but l cant be too sure! It could've been lagered & James dressed in bikinis(l must say the chestwig waxing must of been painful for you guys) - again l cant be too sure, but if it was them they were sure looking hot - here's the picture l snapped LAGERED, JAMES & FRIENDS

BTW - Crockett - still hasnt found the cat but Tubbs has been trying to "mount" this ship for the best part of 4 hours, shouting something about "its a stick up" - but hes getting nowhere fast, bless his cotton socks!!

45. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

IT'S LIMBO TIME!!!!!!!!!! HOW LOW CAN YOU GO??????????

Suddenly, and without warning, the soundtrack from Club Paradise can be heard from the Gulf all the way to Cuba. It seems that Pardus has discovered the DJ stage is now rummaging through the stacks for old Goon Show CDs. He quickly realizes the Girls Gone Wild ship is not equipped for such requests, pops another mushroom into his mouth and announces the remaining scantily-clad wannabe actresses will be performing the "Plank Review" in 5 minutes.

Meanwhile, Admiral (Ex-Cap't.) Beerman realizes the only reason Cuba can hear the music is because the ship is slowly sailing into Havana Harbor... Lagered and his/her friends are too busy in the hot tub to notice the gunboats beginning to surround the ship. Quick, someone take down the "stars and stripes" and hoist the TP flag! What do you mean we don't have the flag? Marlis has the flag? Someone fetch Marlis! Marlis is in the canoe with Utrecht and the Azores tradewinds have them caught in a maelstrom? Well, isn't that a fine set of affairs! Quick, start the "Plank Review" - we can distract the Cubans with the scanti;y-clad wannabe actresses!!!

And with that, the actresses are ushered off the plank and into the drink, awaiting rescue... Admiral (Ex-Cap't.) Beerman quickly steers the ship out of Havana Harbor and heads a course to the Bahamas.

46. Posted by lagered (Budding Member 230 posts) 8y

Quoting Purdy

lm on the Girls Gone Wild Ship - dont ask how l ended up here - just NEVER let me near champange again, but l thought in my drunken state l had made arrangements to meet Nikki here - something about pole dancing lessons???

I thought l saw Isa and Tway limbo dancing cocktail in hand earlier - but l cant be too sure! It could've been lagered & James dressed in bikinis(l must say the chestwig waxing must of been painful for you guys) - again l cant be too sure, but if it was them they were sure looking hot - here's the picture l snapped LAGERED, JAMES & FRIENDS

BTW - Crockett - still hasnt found the cat but Tubbs has been trying to "mount" this ship for the best part of 4 hours, shouting something about "its a stick up" - but hes getting nowhere fast, bless his cotton socks!!

i told you that green suit would look hot on me!

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