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11. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 8y

No, it wasn't a bet. And I'm not that bendy.

Having said that, the yoga teacher was rather bendy - and an absolute glamour!

12. Posted by bwiiian (Travel Guru 768 posts) 8y

I wish I was more bendy. It is an under-rated power, being bendy.

13. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

James + yoga = $$$$$$$$$ for the chiropractor

On the first night, James mastered the dirty dog position and followed that up with the dead dog position. He then tried the lotus position and is now being pushed around in a wheelchair. The instructor said he did a marvelous job though, and he'll be able to walk again in about a month - if they ever get his legs uncrossed...

14. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 8y

Quoting Isadora

James + yoga = $$$$$$$$$ for the chiropractor

On the first night, James mastered the dirty dog position and followed that up with the dead dog position. He then tried the lotus position and is now being pushed around in a wheelchair. The instructor said he did a marvelous job though, and he'll be able to walk again in about a month - if they ever get his legs uncrossed...

Yeah, I do have a bit of a crook back I must admit!

I might have to take next week off work

15. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 8y

the photos of james in his latex yoga outfit having his legs uncrossed by the glamour instructor are to be published in the tp herald

yeah yeah you just want a day off work !!!

[ Edit: Edited on May 9, 2008, at 5:03 AM by Rraven ]

16. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 8y

Quoting Rraven

the photos of james in his latex yoga outfit having his legs uncrossed by the glamour instructor are to be published in the tp herald

yeah yeah you just want a day off work !!!

I'd wear a latex yoga outfit to have a crack of her, let me tells ya!

17. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 8y

thought so !!! thats why its being published in the herald and not the times !!! we're way too classy here for the sun

18. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

Quoting Rraven

the photos of james in his latex yoga outfit having his legs uncrossed by the glamour instructor are to be published in the tp herald

WOOHOO!!! Photos!!!!!!! When is the next issue of the TP Herald due out??

19. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 8y

well it was supposed to be daily but phil hasn't been feeding the leprechauns so they're now only publishing it when they feel like it, i tried to pass them some of my lunch but they didn't want rabbit food.........

anyone have food to feed them so we can all see the pics !?!?!?!

20. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 8y

Quoting james

Quoting Hien

Anyway, where have you been?! Locked up and spanked in the castle of anthrax?!

No. That was beerman

Ahem.....listen here Captain of the Accountansea.........wait, come to think of it...that's not so bad. I mean they are 342 virgins who do laundry every Thursday......

So it's silliness you want eh? No, I shall not be silly. I shall sit here with a paper bag over my head, devising ways to run a very large straw from the bright beer tanks to my desk. Did somebody say "mattress"??? You over there, servant boy....fetch me 75 feet worth of 2.5" 316 stainless steel pipe........the plan is coming together. Soon I shall drink freely............