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21. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

Can we shunt a bit of the beer over to the Leprechauns??? I have a good feeling that they will be more than happy to get out the next issue of the Herald if they receive proper payment. Plus, those pictures could take on a whole new meaning depending on how drunk they get...

Mattress??? NO!!!! Not the dreaded "M" word!!!! How dare you, Beerman!! You know that is the most sacred of words for the Accountansea Clan. You may have doomed us all...

22. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 8y

those pictures could be dangerous, i'm sure i heard a rumour that phil gave them photoshop last xmas as a motivational tool........

23. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

Oooohhhh.... Between Beerman's use of the "M" word and Photoshop - our little TP world is becoming a dangerous place indeed!!! Here - everyone take one of these pink parasols, a pair of Groucho Marx glasses and a martini to use as a disguise. We may be able to avoid detection (except for James of course as the wheelchair is a dead give-away)...

24. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 8y

we could make a costume for the wheel chair........hmmmmmmmmmmm suggestions ???

pitbull ?????

i think the pink parasols will be perfect with the getaway car, its the yellow one with the black rust marks growling in the corner, its got a trailer for the stragglers

25. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y

James in a yoga outfit in a wheelchair....? Where have I been the last 4 hours!

I think nurse Mel would like to take your temperature, James. ;)

26. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 8y

Quoting tway

I think nurse Mel would like to take your temperature, James. ;)

ohhh it really does become dangerous here ;)

27. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 8y

Quoting Rraven

Quoting tway

I think nurse Mel would like to take your temperature, James. ;)

ohhh it really does become dangerous here ;)

Particularly if it's one of those thermometers that goes up ya bum

28. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

Quoting james

Quoting Rraven

Quoting tway

I think nurse Mel would like to take your temperature, James. ;)

ohhh it really does become dangerous here ;)

Particularly if it's one of those thermometers that goes up ya bum

Oh come on... It's only an anal probe for information. Afraid they might find some???

29. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 8y

Quoting Rraven

pitbull ?????

TERRIER!!!!!!

My apologies for the delay in posting, I've had to get me a new roll of 50 cent coins to feed the TP machine. Sander must have fixed the button issue. GRRR....

I am sorry but the TP herald can't come out until further notice, it's been grounded for doing naughty things involving a steamroller and a water pistol. The leprechauns won't come out either since they've learned that they are the only two remaining of their species after the chinese found out they taste like Chicken!

On the positive side, we've put the cat out and it got away with only a few burn marks and singed fur....

The parrot on the other hand has ceased to be, it's gone to see its maker, it's pushing up the daisies, it's no more, in short - it's an Ex-Parrot!!! And NOT, I repeat, NOT pining for the fjords!!!!

In the meantime I leave you with a mental picture of Beerman dancing in a vat of beer only wearing a pink tutu and an ostrich feather singing 'Happy Birthday Mr. President' in a Marilyn Monroe type voice...

30. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 8y

Quoting Pardus

In the meantime I leave you with a mental picture of Beerman dancing in a vat of beer only wearing a pink tutu and an ostrich feather singing 'Happy Birthday Mr. President' in a Marilyn Monroe type voice...

Carfeul, I'm getting aroused