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31. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y

Quoting james

Quoting Pardus

In the meantime I leave you with a mental picture of Beerman dancing in a vat of beer only wearing a pink tutu and an ostrich feather singing 'Happy Birthday Mr. President' in a Marilyn Monroe type voice...

Carfeul, I'm getting aroused

Great tits and beer'll do it to ya.

32. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 8y

Quoting Pardus

In the meantime I leave you with a mental picture of Beerman dancing in a vat of beer only wearing a pink tutu and an ostrich feather singing 'Happy Birthday Mr. President' in a Marilyn Monroe type voice...

Ahem........this is an absolute falsehood...........I would NEVER, I repeat NEVER sing Happy Birthday to GW..........Vladdy Putin, maybe....he has really good vodka!!!

As to the pink tutu and ostrich feather....well now you've just let the cat out of the bag, now haven't you??? And since it's out of the bag, you'll be in big trouble mister!!! See if I EVER EVER let you dance in MY beer vat.....again!!!!!

And now for something completely different..............in International news, the French have surrendered to the Battley Women's Town Council after a score of 3-Naught in the Pillsbury Bake-Off of Creative Blancmange-Making. Stay tuned for further updates as the Women take on Scotland Rangers in the Competitive Knitting Round.

33. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 8y

Quoting james

Quoting Pardus

In the meantime I leave you with a mental picture of Beerman dancing in a vat of beer only wearing a pink tutu and an ostrich feather singing 'Happy Birthday Mr. President' in a Marilyn Monroe type voice...

Carfeul, I'm getting aroused

Beerman exits the building quickly....walking backwards, just in case.......

34. Posted by bwiiian (Travel Guru 768 posts) 8y

Quoting Rraven

we could make a costume for the wheel chair........hmmmmmmmmmmm suggestions ???

My mate who is in a wheelchair once went to a halloween party dressed as an Electric Executioners Chair complete with colander on head with wires coming out of it and arms tied to arm rests. It was very good.

35. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

Yup!! Time to resurrect this puppy as there's only so much I can take before an injection of silliness is required. Between the King of Links and the hashed/rehashed Islam/Muslim threads, the highlights of OT are "What made you smile" and "What made you frown". Okay - the cocktail party is a welcome breath of fresh air too.

So, drinks all around. James, stop looking at Beerman with those seductive eyes and take off those stiletto heels. They make your ankles look fat. As for Philly - someone rescue him from the Mongolian yak mongers as the saddle doesn't fit him anyway. Rumor has it Mikey has put his mistress (the orange cone) up for sale on eBay in hopes of making his fortune or enough to pay for his wedding kilt rental bill. Someone hand Purdy and Tway another glass of sangria just because. Wouter - the coffee is getting cold and the penguins are threatening to strike for the final time. Utrecht - mix the wine and beer in the same glass - report back. Eleniki - there's enough sangria to go around so here's a glass. Now, everyone grab you nickles as we're going to make the monkey dance...

36. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 8y

The hills are alive with the sound of farting!!!!!! I should have said no to all that cabbage, no wonder I don't get invited to parties anymore!!!!

Beerman, please kindly remove that Harry Carez disguise kit and explain to our readers what exactly happened to Baby James!

And T, I promise to come to your wedding if you wear an open front wedding dress!

37. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y

Quoting Pardus

And T, I promise to come to your wedding if you wear an open front wedding dress!

It is! But I'm wearing it back to front.

38. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

Quoting tway

Quoting Pardus

And T, I promise to come to your wedding if you wear an open front wedding dress!

It is! But I'm wearing it back to front.

Takes all the fun out of it, now doesn't it?! (Well, for James and Philly anyway.) Will there be a big screen TV in the parking lot like they have at concerts?

Philly - someone found you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Never mix cabbage and fermented yaks milk or blood or whatever it is. It's just an urban Mongolian myth that it will clear up that rash. Rub some dirt on it instead.

39. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 8y

I heard the magic words - drinks all round !!!

yeah a nice 'normal' thread back !!!!

40. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 8y

well its a friday afternoon and i;m stuck in work............so how about we create an internet football championship,

tp team against the world............... what position do you want ??? i'm going to be the drinks runner.......