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41. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y

Nik - can we just forget the football/sport of any kind - that sounds like way to much hard work!! I would rather we took to the high seas again on the priate (yes l have spelt it wrongly on purpose) and set about pillaging and raiding unsuspecting countries.

Can we start with Canada - ever since Air Canada grounded me in Montreal a few weeks back lve not had a fondness for the country (lm sorry Tina, Q & Greg nothing personal!!) - but if we could just give their beer a miss its not good and l would rather drink tea than that stuff mascarading itself as beer!!

42. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

Quoting Purdy

Nik - can we just forget the football/sport of any kind - that sounds like way to much hard work!! I would rather we took to the high seas again on the priate (yes l have spelt it wrongly on purpose) and set about pillaging and raiding unsuspecting countries.

Can we start with Canada - ever since Air Canada grounded me in Montreal a few weeks back lve not had a fondness for the country (lm sorry Tina, Q & Greg nothing personal!!) - but if we could just give their beer a miss its not good and l would rather drink tea than that stuff mascarading itself as beer!!

Me thinks you may have just started a land war in Canuckistan..... they like their beer up there. Do you know how hard it is to collect that much moose pee??? It's a time-honored tradition to dress up in little fuzzy bunny outfits (so you don't scare the mooses away) and wait with buckets for the elixer that made those two breweries (that shall not be named) famous.

Isa now hurries off to get the priate ship ready for departure as she thinks there may be a hasty departure out of Montreal Harbor very soon. She's thinking the likes of the villagers with pitchforks and big sticks scene from Frankenstein...

Nik, I agree with Purdy - forego the football as I don't understand your version of it and I'd end up picking the wrong position. I was thinking goalie but it's hard to hold a drink properly when dodging those balls to avoid being hurt... erm... I mean letting someone get a goal.

We're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho...

43. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y

Dang - l didnt mean to start a land war in Canada - hurry Isa, Tina is brandishing a rolling pin (something about getting practice in before she gets married in September - dont know what that means!!) and there are only so many floozies l can hide behind before they run out - since Jase has been off shore and Mikey has become the settled married man the floozie numbers have dwindled

Can you point the ship somewhere warm and dry please - lm fed up of rain!!

44. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y

I'll be late for the war--I have to get my hair done.

But just you wait till tomorrow! We have enough humidity here to get the enemies good and cranky before we lob unsuspecting raccoons over the outer wall.

45. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

We don't need no stinkin' floozies - we have the Antonio Banderas Bandolaro Band to protect us!!!!!! The Quebequois are afraid of bandoleros because bandolaros don't speak fake French. Besides, Antonio is wearing that leather jacket with the scorpion on the back and they're afraid of scorpions too. They only trust big things like mooses and the occassional toothless polar gummi bear. An ant puts them right over the edge.

Whre would you like to go? Make a decision quickly because that rolling pin has now been lofted into the air and about to make contact with Beerman's bum.

[ Edit: Edited on Jun 27, 2008, at 1:12 PM by Isadora ]

46. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 8y

Ha, you Silly Norzener persons you...Ha I am saying. WE have developed zee ultimate weapon of raccoon warfare.......ZEE LAUNCHER-THINGY!!!! Ha Ha Ha....Prepare to meet your dooms!!!!!

47. Posted by Wonkerer (Respected Member 592 posts) 8y

Can't I have a drink too? I need one bad! And really I have no idea what else is going on here, but count me in - I'll take james' place as he seems to have jumped ship

48. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y

Bali - l want to go back to Bali - theres monkeys and everything. The cocktails are good, the spas are to die for and the fish dinners on Jimberan Bay are delightful!!!

Alright l know l dont sound too much like a hardcore pirate but a girl has to have some luxuries - right!!

[ Edit: Edited on Jun 28, 2008, at 1:07 AM by Purdy ]

49. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y

I've just had a mini shopping spree and have cleaned out the closet to make everything fit. Phew!!!! Anyone want anything?

James--a lovely yellowed extra-small (hasn't fit in years) blouse with lace and buttons up the arm?
Beerman--my ex-favourite pair of tight, black dress pants with cowboy stitching up the side? Giddyup!
Mikey or Jase--first come first served for a pile of old camis that show your midriff? The women'll go crazy for all that manly fuzz!

And any takers for an old housecoat with a bunny on the sleeve? Anyone?

50. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

Quoting tway

And any takers for an old housecoat with a bunny on the sleeve? Anyone?

SOLD!!! How much???

Would you like a full 12 place settings worth of Franciscan Ware dishes for a wedding present?? Maybe we can make a trade for the housecoat...