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Will the Madness End??

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1. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 8y

This is it...they've gone too far this time. I mean, for the sake of all that's good in humankind, what's next? Will the French resurrect the Count d'Mayonnaise? Will Colonel Mustard be far behind!!!!

Cold(cut) War Redux

2. Posted by marlis (Travel Guru 1167 posts) 8y

Make sandwiches no war;)

3. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

And where was Reuben with the Russian dressing? No really great Russian sandwich is fit to eat without it! Thankfully, they didn't use French dressing or there would have been a mass surrender followed by wine and mediocre cheese. Had the Brits been there, it would have been tea and crumpets, frilly shirts and linen napkins. Pfffftttt!!! Long live VODKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 8y

Ahhh....just like the good old days

5. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 8y

I love sandwiches. They are one of my all time favourite foods.

6. Posted by magykal1 (Travel Guru 2026 posts) 8y

In France, they put stuff in a baguette, like ham and that. Guess what they call it?

Le Sandwich

Crazy eh?

7. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 8y

Quoting magykal1

In France, they put stuff in a baguette, like ham and that. Guess what they call it?

Le Sandwich

Crazy eh?

Oh sure....like the French know anything about cooking...heeheehee

The only time I had a French "sandwich" it was composed of a massive baguette, a paper thin slice of ham, a paper thin slice of cheese, and nothing else......now that's weird....where's the rest of it??????

8. Posted by bwiiian (Travel Guru 768 posts) 8y

So the Russians give their USA counterparts vodka as a little prezzy and the americans return the favour by giving the russions a hat!! seems a bit unfair to me. How are they going to drink a hat?

9. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

Quoting bwiiian

So the Russians give their USA counterparts vodka as a little prezzy and the americans return the favour by giving the russions a hat!! seems a bit unfair to me. How are they going to drink a hat?

You forgot the more treasured and valuable USS Stethem sweatshirts!! They don't hand those out to just anyone!! See, our navy knows how cold it can get in Russia so they wanted the Russian sailors to be cozy warm. (Little did they remember that's why Russia has the vodka.) They actually brought along a case of Jack Daniels. But, upon arrival, the Captain found the box empty which forced the crew to take up a collection of their own navy issue clothing to donate to the pressie cause. Besides, everyone knows Russians don't like Jack Daniels but Americans do love vodka. I'm curious how they are going to divide one bottle of vodka between 338 crew members...

10. Posted by marlis (Travel Guru 1167 posts) 8y

thats very easy Isadora ,
the commander let them only sniff at the bottle a little bit....
and keeps the bottle for himself.