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11. Posted by arif_kool (Travel Guru 1757 posts) 8y

Happy Birthday, Sam!!!:)

12. Posted by steff (Travel Guru 1160 posts) 8y

Happy birthday, Sam! Have a great one!


13. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5596 posts) 8y

Join the 31 club Sam! Congrats, it will be a good year

14. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 8y

Happy birthday Sam.

If I was with you, I'd buy you a beer.

As I'm not, I'll wish you a happy birthday instead.

I wish I was 31. The only part of me that's 31 is my IQ.


[ Edit: Edited on May 13, 2008, at 2:29 AM by james ]

15. Posted by opospa (Travel Guru 1837 posts) 8y

happy birthday sammy!!!

16. Posted by Herr Bert (Moderator 1384 posts) 8y

Happy Birthday Sam,

and indeed 31 is a good year ...

17. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 8y

happy birthday Sam, hope you have a great day and get totaaly spoiled !!!

18. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y

Happy Birthday to the I Am of all Sams!

Have a fantastic day and enjoy everything that comes you're way! We'll try to keep it down over here so you can get some R&R.

19. Posted by summer910 (Respected Member 1342 posts) 8y

Happy birthday, Big Sam! Here's wishing you a smashing birthday filled with all things happy!

And get drunk!

20. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 8y

....Tucked away in the corner of the bar, not doing anything with any bar wenches, honest, sits Beerman, waiting for Isa to stop whipping the crap out of the other pirates. Wow, that had to hurt. Oohhh, ouch......she's enjoying this way too much....look, she's frothing at the mouth, and her eyes have turned red...........

Psst. Pssst. PSSSSSSSTTTTTT SAM!!!! Over here.....

Beerman slowly creeps along the wall toward the back door, hoping to elude the Mad WhipWoman, when suddenly.............a small woman child, outfitted in the latest LL Bean fishing attire and carrying a wicker bait basket, sinks her sizeable teeth into Beerman's ankle......

OUCH......MALIA, NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Beerman was simply going to find Mr. Daddy Person to make Happy Wishes at him and to give him this case of special Beerman aqavit-flavored ale, regularly €56, now on sale for free this week to peoples named I Am.

Beerman slowly hobbles out of the Rusty Pirate Bar and Dance Hall with a little angel clamped onto his calf. Off in the distance, at the end of the pier, he spies a group of 31 year-old men deeply involved in a spin-casting tournament. The whizzing sounds are nearly deafening. And oddly, the men are all wearing t-shirts that read "My vife vent to Svarlbad und all I got vas anozzer year older". Norwegian humor. Odd.

Master Overlord Person I Am!!! It is I, Beerman, here to make Happy at you on this, your most Happy of Happy Days....ta daaaaaa!!!!!!!!! Please to accept this case of special Beerman ale, and accept my compliments on the razor-sharp teeth you have purchased and installed in this lovely little I Am person who is very nearly down to the bone. Would you be so kind as to direct Beerman to nearest Red Cross facility as I am think that blood needs to be put back in body. I am thank you.

...and in a bright red flash of Red Cross ambulance lights, Beerman is gone, vowing to never go in to a pirate dance hall ever again.......