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1. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

...Following a few good days of R&R in the Port of Fort Lauderdale, Isa and the crew realize they don't have to set sail just yet. Have the galley and rum barrels been restocked? Have the barnacles been scraped off the hull? Who was in charge of going to the laudramat???? Realizing that no one is answering, Isa knows she is all alone on the ship and begins to sing...

Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday Anne, wherever you are,
Happy Birthday to you!!!!!

Having heard the birthday song once again, like homing pigeons, the crew begins to stagger out of the assorted bars along Sunset Avenue. Fortunately, most of them (barely) avoided being run over by the oncoming traffic from both directions. They also did not see that quite sizeable wall between them and the beach, falling headlong into the sand. Making matters worse, they must traverse the six blocks of miniscule sand dunes that lay between them and the ship...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's hoping you have a wnderful birthday (May 22nd) filled with pitchers of appletinis, fresh seafood and lots of presents from Steve!!!!! May you also have a successful climb to the top of Mt. Whitney in just a few short weeks!!!!! Now that's a birthday gift!!!!!!!

Hurry up you lazy pack of scondrels!!!! Time's awasting and we have another stop to make before nightfall!! I told you all that May was a busy month but did anyone listen??? No??? Hoist the anchor and set a course to the frozen tundra!!!!!!! And with that, the barnacle-laden ship slowly sails away from Fort Lauderdale and on to places unknown...

[ Edit: Edited on May 21, 2008, at 11:10 AM by Isadora ]

2. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 8y


Hope you have a great time in Paris!

3. Posted by summer910 (Respected Member 1342 posts) 8y

Happy Birthday, Anne! Here's wishing you a wonderful birthday filled with love and joy!

4. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y

Happy Birthday Anne

I hope you you are having a wonderful birthday

Jeez how many more birthdays are there to go in May!

5. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

Quoting Purdy

Jeez how many more birthdays are there to go in May!

Just 3 - getting antsy for June?

Isa now returns this thread to it's regularly scheduled well-wishes!!!!!

6. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y

Happy birthday, Anne, whever you are! have a great time in Paris--it's so fabulous!!!

7. Posted by arif_kool (Travel Guru 1757 posts) 8y

Happy Birthday Anne,

Wow!!! birthday in Paris, hope u had a blast!!!!!!!!!

8. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 8y

Happy Birthday Anne, Hope you have a great day !!

9. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5597 posts) 8y

Congrats Anne! Enjoy

10. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 8y

......having just warmed his shivered timbers, Beerman and attached parrot settle in to the oceanside lounge with 2 bottles of Corona.....only to realize, the birthday wishes need to be given.......

Hallllooooo, Mrs. Arein Stein person you, it is I, Beerman, here to make Happy at you on this, your Most Happy of Happy Days. Yay!!!!!!!!!!

As you are seem to make desire to do best Julie Andrews impression and "Climb Every Mountain", Beerman has extra special gift for you this year.............please to accept this inflatable Captain Von Trapp mountain walking stick, and this authentic Maria Von Trapp mountain climbing dirndl, suitable for all mountain climbing expeditions. Oh, and this barrel of rum that Beerman "liberated" from the pirate barge...........

....and in an extremely slow flash of light (this is Florida after all), Beerman settles into a comfy chair dockside and cozies up to another 2 bottles of Corona (one for the parrot)........knowing that the pirate barge will be headed north to the frozen tundra again soon. Damn, can't we stay down here Admiral Isa?