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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GARRY MOLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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1. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

...On the arduous journey to the next port of call, Isa contemplates why she gave up cooking for all the birthdays and took to visiting everyone in person instead. Before she actually has time to come to a decision on the matter, the pirate ship slowly and stealthily sails into some unknown harbor on the west shores of England. The crew is not at all pleased when they find they have to walk all the way to Batley. Immediately a pile is dubloons is gathered to cover the cab fares to their destination. ((No, the crew doesn't all fit in one taxi.) As the motorcade crosses the city limits, a rousing chorus can be heard...

Sneakin' Sally through the alley
Sneakin' Sally through the alley
Sneakin' Sally through the alley
Trying to keep her out of sight
Sneakin' Sally through the alley
When up pops the wife...

Okay - who changed the song list??? Yes, we know Batley is the hometown of Robert Palmer and it is a great song. Yes, we know you are paying homage to one of your favorite performers. No, it does not make a great replacement for the Birthday Song. Okay, maybe it does....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GARRY (wherever you are)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's hoping that you have a wonderful birthday (May 23rd) and Hilary spends all your money on your birthday gifts!!! Come back and see us once in awhile - we miss you!!!!!

...As the weary crew pick themselves up to begin the hike back to the beleaguered ship, the distant sounds of Jo Jo Gun's Run, Run, Run can be heard over hill and dale. With that, the crew begins to dance wildly in the woods and breaks out what small stash of rum they have brought along. Aaarrrgggghhh Mateys, you only a short time to relax as we have another port of call soon. Someone pass the rum my way as I am parched from this trek. Again, Isa's mind wanders back to why she has given up cooking for sailing... She concludes it's the massive quantities of available rum... And plundering... And not having to do the dishes...

2. Posted by arif_kool (Travel Guru 1757 posts) 8y

Happy Birthday Garry:)

Hope u have a wonderful time:)

3. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y

Happy birthday, Garry!! Have a fantastic day.

All these birthday ports of call in May are making me a tad seasick. Better stock up on more rum!!!

4. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5597 posts) 8y

Congrats Garry, haven't seen you around in a while...where are you?
Have a great day!

P.S. I though the next one was somewhere in June?

5. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

Quoting Utrecht

P.S. I though the next one was somewhere in June?

The next birthday that allows the ship to sail to a nice warm destination is in June. There are 2 May birhtdays remaining and 2 in early June that keep us all north of the equator. We won't be seeing the Southern Cross for another 3 weeks.

Isa now returns this thread to it's regularly scheduled well-wishes!!!

6. Posted by Hien (Travel Guru 3906 posts) 8y


7. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 8y

.....and in a flash of nearly blinding soap bubbles, Admiral Beerman sweeps his way through the last of the dishes on the damn tugboat...........

Halloooo, Mr. Garry man person you, it is I, Beerman, here to make Happy at you on this, your most Happy of Happy Days....TA DAAAAAAAA!!!!!

So, Beerman is asking you right now at this moment....where are you have been hiding of lately??? Did the grandkiddies take you to EuroDisney and leave you at the Cinderella castle thing? Did you make retire at southern Spain with all the warmth and nice beers? Did the Batley Womens Association make recreation of Peral Harbor in your backyard??

Beerman is know one thing that bring you out of hiding....ok, two, but naked womens are afraid of Beerman........So, here is pressent for you: Is autographed Joe Walsh, recently sobered up so he can make stand up in hallway for you...he can hold umbrella too. Ta DAAAAAAA!!!!

Ok, is time to get back to pirate barge and make sail for distant are not happen to have any spare barrels of rum, are you??

....and in the distance, a refrain from Styx's "Come Sail Away" is heard, causing Beerman to run faster back to ship......

8. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y


Where are you matey?? Anyway l hope that you have a wonderful day and the family spoil you rotten!


9. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 8y

Happy Birthday Garry, Hope you are having a great one and have got loads of pressies !!

10. Posted by opospa (Travel Guru 1837 posts) 8y

Happy Birthday Garry