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21. Posted by Gelli (Travel Guru 2457 posts) 8y

High horse??? What the heck are you doing with a horse and a car at the same time??!

I know some Dutch are a bit weird, but that's just plain wrong.

[ Edit: Edited on May 26, 2008, at 10:13 AM by Gelli ]

22. Posted by Wonkerer (Respected Member 592 posts) 8y

News these days never ceases to amaze me How did you happen upon this one James? Just what exactly were you searching for?

23. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 8y

Quoting Wonkerer

News these days never ceases to amaze me How did you happen upon this one James? Just what exactly were you searching for?

Well, if the truth be known, I was looking at my car the other day admiring it's good looks (it's a Mitsubishi you know) when all of a sudden I noticed that I was "aroused" in a rather inappropriate, embarrassing manner (like I was thinking about Mel for example).

Thinking that I might be somewhat abnormal, I googled my condition and found that there area 500 other people (out of 4.5 billion) in the world that have the same thoughts as I do. So I'm normal afterall.

Now, if I could just get a better look at that Mazda up the street.....

24. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y

Quoting james

Quoting Wonkerer

News these days never ceases to amaze me How did you happen upon this one James? Just what exactly were you searching for?

Well, if the truth be known, I was looking at my car the other day admiring it's good looks (it's a Mitsubishi you know) when all of a sudden I noticed that I was "aroused" in a rather inappropriate, embarrassing manner (like I was thinking about Mel for example).

Thinking that I might be somewhat abnormal, I googled my condition and found that there area 500 other people (out of 4.5 billion) in the world that have the same thoughts as I do. So I'm normal afterall.

Now, if I could just get a better look at that Mazda up the street.....

Seriously James - you may need help

I have a Mazda - want me to sent you some pictures!!!!

25. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 8y

Quoting Purdy

Quoting james

Quoting Wonkerer

News these days never ceases to amaze me How did you happen upon this one James? Just what exactly were you searching for?

Well, if the truth be known, I was looking at my car the other day admiring it's good looks (it's a Mitsubishi you know) when all of a sudden I noticed that I was "aroused" in a rather inappropriate, embarrassing manner (like I was thinking about Mel for example).

Thinking that I might be somewhat abnormal, I googled my condition and found that there area 500 other people (out of 4.5 billion) in the world that have the same thoughts as I do. So I'm normal afterall.

Now, if I could just get a better look at that Mazda up the street.....

Seriously James - you may need help

I have a Mazda - want me to sent you some pictures!!!!

Please do!

Zoom, zoom, zoom

26. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 8y

I read telegraph.co.uk everyday and up it popped.

The story that is

27. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5595 posts) 8y

Quoting marlis

hey Utrecht,
Tway pulled you down from your "High Horse"

But it was a very thin exhaust pipe, that's all

[ Edit: Edited on May 27, 2008, at 2:32 AM by Utrecht ]

28. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y

Quoting james

I read telegraph.co.uk everyday and up it popped.

The story that is

Yeah yeah yeah - whatever - your first story is more believable!!

29. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 8y

Quoting Purdy

Quoting james

I read telegraph.co.uk everyday and up it popped.

The story that is

Yeah yeah yeah - whatever - your first story is more believable!!

Okay, I give in.

Now send me photos of your Mazda. But make sure it hasn't just been cleaned. I love dirty cars!

30. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y

Just leave the Minis and Smart Cars alone. I think that's a federal crime.