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31. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5634 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

Quoting tway

Just leave the Minis and Smart Cars alone. I think that's a federal crime.

Agree with the Minis before the year 2000, but the newer ones are big enough to decide themselves

32. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

Speaking from experience?

33. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5634 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

Quoting Isadora

Speaking from experience?

I am more a type of the brunette Maserati

34. Posted by Herr Bert (Moderator 1385 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

Quoting Utrecht

Quoting Isadora

Speaking from experience?

I am more a type of the brunette Maserati

Too expensive. They are the ones that go out for petrol, oil and a polish every day !!!

35. Posted by fierres (Inactive 30 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

some more

36. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

Quoting Herr Bert

Quoting Utrecht

Quoting Isadora

Speaking from experience?

I am more a type of the brunette Maserati

Too expensive. They are the ones that go out for petrol, oil and a polish every day !!!

Remember, Utrecht is the one with the government job so he has the disposable income and time to "polish" every day.

37. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

More bedroom hijinks

38. Posted by marlis (Travel Guru 1167 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

I wonder if I should get married to my Sewing machine.
I love her really,not only because she has a very famous name.....
I spend every day houres with her,feed her with fresh spools,give her from time to time a few drops of oil,clean her every day careful that she will many years longer stay with me.

39. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

Hey, it's a free world.....

40. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

Quoting Q'

Hey, it's a free world.....

And one filled with free love...

Isa queues up the Richie Havens music and flashes back to the 60s... On second thought, maybe Queen's "I'm In Love With My Car" would be just as appropriate...