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1. Posted by GregW (Travel Guru 2635 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

That's according to a translator working at a press conference where Michael O’Leary, Ryanair's leader, announced plans for a transatlantic service. After saying that business class customers would get "beds and blowjobs," the translator just laughed.

The video of the press conference here. I think he's probably joking about it, but you never know with Ryanair. Heck, I might fly back and forth to North America more often...

Greg

2. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

They may mean do-it-yourselfers.

3. Posted by GregW (Travel Guru 2635 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

I'm not that flexible.

4. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

Hence the new ergonomic beds.

5. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

Quoting GregW

I'm not that flexible.

We'd never see you on TP if you were. Personally I'd quit my job and never leave the house.

6. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4138 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

Quoting mikeyBoab

Quoting GregW

I'm not that flexible.

We'd never see you on TP if you were. Personally I'd quit my job and never leave the house.

You mean you'd quite one job and begin another

7. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

Quoting james

Quoting mikeyBoab

Quoting GregW

I'm not that flexible.

We'd never see you on TP if you were. Personally I'd quit my job and never leave the house.

You mean you'd quite one job and begin another

If you don't leave the house, you won't get the perks of business class. I don't recall "room service" being included...

8. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

Quoting Isadora

Quoting james

Quoting mikeyBoab

Quoting GregW

I'm not that flexible.

We'd never see you on TP if you were. Personally I'd quit my job and never leave the house.

You mean you'd quite one job and begin another

If you don't leave the house, you won't get the perks of business class. I don't recall "room service" being included...

They'd probably sell home versions of the chair. So even if they stop paying rent and get kicked out of the house, they can go live on the street in their trusty contraption and still enjoy the finer things in life.