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1. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

As Tway stated in the "You're Invited" thread, she spent last evening looking for scriptures for her upcoming nuptials. It's an arduous job so maybe we can all help out by giving her a few of our own to consider. (No, I don't mean straight from the Bible.)
So, scripture away! Ya never know - yours may make it into the ceremony...

2. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 8y

"Housework, thy will be done"

From the good book of James

3. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y

"Man shall not EVER stand in the way of his wife, when she partakes the drinking of wine (or sangria of the non watered down variety) with her girl friends, and should aforementioned man inadvertently find himself amongst these Goddess's during this ritual of wine drinking and setting the world to rights (which IS NOT gossiping) then he must accept all abuse (both physical & mental) that will come his way"

Amen

4. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 8y

Hymn No 1: "Thy husband is always correct"
Hymn No 2: "If thy husband be incorrect, see Hymn No.1"

From the good book of James

5. Posted by wouterrr (Travel Guru 3379 posts) 8y

Quoting james

Hymn No 1: "Thy husband is always correct"
Hymn No 2: "If thy husband be incorrect, see Hymn No.1"

From the good book of James

6. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y

Quoting james

Hymn No 1: "Thy husband is always correct"
Hymn No 2: "If thy husband be incorrect, see Hymn No.1"

From the good book of James

Have you been mixing your wine and beer together again James???

7. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 8y

Yo Neal, te acepto a ti Tina., como mi esposa y prometo serte fiel
en lo próspero y en lo adverso, en la salud y en la enfermedad,
y amarte y respetarte todos los días de mi vida.

Yo Tina., te acepto a ti Neal., como mi esposo y prometo serte fiel
en lo próspero y en lo adverso, en la salud y en la enfermedad,
y amarte y respetarte todos los días de mi vida.

How's that? No? How about:

"I want you.....I want you soooo baaaad baby,
I want yououououou,
I want you so baaaad it's drivin' me mad......
it's drivin' me mad."

Better?

8. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

The preacher asked her
And she said I do
The preacher asked me
And she said yes he does too
And the preacher said
I pronounce you 99 to life
Son shes no lady shes your wife...

The Gospel according to Lyle Lovett. Hope you haven't invited him to the wedding...

9. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y

You guys make my day!

I'll go with Heather's wine and girlfriend scripture, plus a little Beatles for the kneeling/standing/sitting parts.

And James, I will share with you the little ditty my Dad always tells us:

I am the boss of this house,
and I have my wife's permission to say so.

Now I just need something Old-Testamenty that doesn't call me a helper, housewife, second-in-line, or baby machine.

10. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

Behold, I set before you this day a blessing and a curse: the blessing being that of allowing you to go out and earn your keep to fund the honeymoon; the curse being no reading material in the bathroom ever again and doing the dishes for a year if you call T "helper", "housewife", "second-in-line" or "baby-machine" at any point in time. Oh, and the curse is the same if you make her walk 10 paces behind you just to be cheeky. So sayeth the Lord to Rip only.