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21. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y

Quoting tway

Quoting beerman

Meanwhile, the organist breaks into a montage of songs from Paul McCartney's first band, the Meatles.

Ah, yes. Didn't they sing I am the Walrus Burger, The Long and Winding Weinerschnitzel, and Rocky Raccoon on a spit with BBQ Sauce...?

Just give those Raccoons a miss - lve seen them out in middle of nowhere land - there's not much meat on them!!!!

22. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 8y

Quoting tway

Quoting beerman

Meanwhile, the organist breaks into a montage of songs from Paul McCartney's first band, the Meatles.

Ah, yes. Didn't they sing I am the Walrus Burger, The Long and Winding Weinerschnitzel, and Rocky Raccoon on a spit with BBQ Sauce...?

Yup, that was them..John Lemon, George "Pickles" Harryson, and Ringo-get-another-packet-of-crisps Starr.

Now, for REAL talent, you have to go to his next band "BBQ Hot Wings". The immensely and really quite hugely talented lead singstress, otherwise known as Mrs. McChutney, gave the group such depth that even the Meatles couldn't compare. Such classic noontime songs as Juniors Farm (for Supper), Bland Lunch on the Run, Jet (me to the lunch counter), Maybe I'm Amazed (You're Eating That), and possibly the greatest wedding song of all time, topping even the great Quebecistani chanteuse Feline Dion, Silly Little Love Songs (While I'm Doing the Dishes).

Sniff........I'm just so........sniff..............

[ Edit: Edited on Jun 27, 2008, at 1:08 PM by beerman ]

23. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 8y

Quoting beerman

OK OK...enough silliness....time to get seriousness about all thisness

Father O'Flaherty to Tina: Do you promise to love, honor, cook for, clean up after, surrender your share of the blanket to, live with the flatulence of, relinquish the remote to, and live with the toilet seat up until death do you part?

Father O'Flaherty to Neal: You have the right to remain silent, anything you say may be held against you, and you have the right to have an attorney present. You may kiss the bride.

Meanwhile, the organist breaks into a montage of songs from Paul McCartney's first band, the Meatles.

C'mon....doesn't this just bring a tear to your eye? Either eye......

SPAT MY COFFE OUT AT THE SCREEN READING THIS

24. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y

Quoting beerman

Now, for REAL talent, you have to go to his next band "BBQ Hot Wings".

Ah yes! Starring Paul "throw another tofu burger on the Barbie" McCartney and his wife, Blender. I particularly liked Porkchop of Kintyre, although Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey Bake a Roast Chicken always had a nice ring to it.

Dang. Silly Love Songs is stuck in my head. I think I may needs a kebab skewer to get it out.

25. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

Quoting tway

Dang. Silly Love Songs is stuck in my head. I think I may needs a kebab skewer to get it out.

That or some watered-down sangria in mass quantities... (Go for both.)

26. Posted by Araluen (Respected Member 346 posts) 8y

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