A pale blue box containing what are thought to be a dead person's ashes has been found at the Empire Theatre in Liverpool.
The box was left in the auditorium after a performance by Scouse medium Derek Acorah and former star of TV's Most Haunted programme.
You think the medium would have said something, like...
"Okay, I am getting a message... It's from someone whose name starts with P... or S... or maybe D? They are saying... they are saying... 'You moron, you are going to forget my mortal remains at seat 12 in section 113. Why did you even bring me out? You know I hate live theatre.' Hmmm, does that mean anything to anyone?"