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101. Posted by Piecar (Travel Guru 894 posts) 8y

...some stuff from the store...

Go ahead, Ma. Waddaya need?

Loaf a bread, stick a buddah, jug a milk.

Okay Ma. I'm on my way...

Now I gotta keep 'membering dis stuff..

Loaf a bread, stick a buddah, jug a milk....Loaf a bread, stick a buddah, jug a.....

Wait a second! There is something awfully familiar about...

102. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

...this cafe I'm sitting in, drinking coffee. I know I've been here before, but when? And how did I get here? I don't remember coming in and sitting down. But I know that waitress with the little pink apron. Her name is Sophie. Now how do I know that? Am I dreaming or have I just...

103. Posted by Piecar (Travel Guru 894 posts) 8y

....lost my room key down the john. I think there was a second there, where I could have recovered it.....But I stood there aghast (and had limited interest in fishing around in my own urine).....Finally, I jammed my hand down there it but it was impeded by a.....

104. Posted by Piecar (Travel Guru 894 posts) 8y

...have a hell of a time in the Bouncy Castle!!! Try some Country Time Lemonade! Smash a Pumpkin! Play a game at the Water Racer! There is so much to do at the.....

105. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

...Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys.

The lyrics just kept running through Bruce's head, over and over and over. To be a member of the Village People was his one true dream in life. He could see himself in that long flowing Indian headdress and wearing those lovely leather chaps. How he loved the feel of leather against his skin...

106. Posted by Piecar (Travel Guru 894 posts) 8y

...jobs. The polite term was "Replicant" but Deckard was not what you would call a "PC Kinda Guy" All he knew was that Batty was out there somewhere and that people were....

107. Posted by Piecar (Travel Guru 894 posts) 8y

....eating a ton of garlic bread, but no one seemed to be ordering very much....God damn it! The Chinese Italian fusion restaurant idea was taking it on the Tagliari/Chin!! There was only one thing to....

108. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

...find on this scavenger hunt but it was as elusive as the Golden Cow of Colagramiphoria. Joe's efforts were also hindered by the torrential rains and swarms of mosquitoes. Just as he was ready to give up and go back to camp, something caught his eye. Could it be? Was this the prize he had traveled so far to find? As he leaned over to pick...

109. Posted by mim (Travel Guru 1276 posts) 8y

...his nose. It was itching uncontrollably. unfortunately this led to the release of a torrent of snot which drowned his pig and tarnished the...

110. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

...lovely silver serving plate that Gertrude had inherited from her great great grandmother. Now it was just a hunk of crinkled metal lying on the ground in front of her. "Damn tornadoes!", she thought to herself, "Left the godamned trailer intact, except for the blown out windows, but had to mess up that plate." As she stood there staring at the now disfigured heirloom, it began to rain fish. "Just figures!", Gertrude thought to herself (again), "That's the third time this month! How many fish does someone think we..."

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