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111. Posted by Piecar (Travel Guru 894 posts) 7y

we went in to the water. 250 went in, 80 came out. We got into circles when we saw the fins. If they came close, we all started kicking... Sometimes the shark went away, s'mtmes it di'n't go away. You ever seen a sharks eyes, Sheriff? They're like dolls eyes. Black as night....That is right up until they start......

112. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 7y

...playing checkers on the veranda. The warm sea breeze felt good against Debbie's skin as she contemplated her next move. Only one small problem plagued her - she'd forgotten how to play checkers and finally threw the board over the railing. "That's it! I'd rather play Monopoly. I just love buying up all those little hotels and shopping on Park Place with all that pretty money. As Debbie went to get the game box, she stumbled over a dead body in the hallway. "How many times have I told you not to sleep on the floor!" She steps over the deceased only to have her stiletto heel impale...

113. Posted by Piecar (Travel Guru 894 posts) 7y

....the three cute squirrels running about on the lawn. He loved to watch them run to and fro. It seemed to him that they were having fun all the time. Though, if he ever applied thought to it at all, he could guess that their constant scurrying was all in a quest for food so that they wouldn't starve.
He chose to forget this fact time and again. The squirrels were like tree bound otters in his mind, constantly at play and constantly....

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114. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 7y

...nagging, nagging and nagging some more. "When was his boss ever going to shut up?!", Waldo thought to himself. Waldo do this. Waldo do that. Waldo, where's your report? Waldo, you have stains on your shirt. Waldo. Waldo. Waldo. He'd thought about changing jobs but realized his skills were limited. He even thought about changing his name but then his boss would constantly ask, "Where's...

115. Posted by Piecar (Travel Guru 894 posts) 7y

...Englebert Humperdinck? I mean, really! His music was basically Tom Jones Lite and the name was atrocious! Yet Mom was all randy whenever she heard him sing. She never said as much, but there was a weird look in her eye that I was never quite comfortable seeing in the eyes of a Mom, not just mine, but everyone's. And whenever he came out on TV with his tight pants and...

116. Posted by Araluen (Respected Member 346 posts) 7y

...a pale pink tutu with spangles, everybody just cracked up laughing - I mean to say, everyone knows....

117. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 7y

...that John Lennon was a much better poet than Bob Dylan. Okay, some will choose to argue the point but really... Dylan "blows in the wind" while Lennon "comes together" - how apropos. We won't even bring up the subject of Tom Waits. No one ever considers how poetic the Bee Gees or KC of KC and the Sunshine Band were. It's a disgrace that the whole of humanity will never...

118. Posted by Piecar (Travel Guru 894 posts) 7y

....ever enjoyed soup this much! She went into paroxysms of joy. She considered dancing like Snoopy when he was happy. Maybe taking her shirt off and screaming at the sky like that soccer chick that raised a controversy a little while back. This soup was out of this world!!

Okay, calm down, she told herself. Obviously this had something to do with the manic depression. She took a deep breath and....

119. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 7y

...immediately tripped over the big log in the middle of the trail. Debbie had convince Herbert that hiking was fun so he acquiesced while lacing up the new boots she had bought for him. She did not believe him when he had said this was not a hiking crowd. Granted, it was just the two of them trudging up what felt like San Juan Hill, but still... Now, he lay prostrate on the ground, blisters on his feet from the new boots, forehead bleeding from the rock it struck upon landing, and stuck listening to Debbie maniacally laugh at his predicament. If he could move, he would strangle her and bury her remains in the woods. Instead, he just laid there agonizingly...

120. Posted by Piecar (Travel Guru 894 posts) 7y

....going over his last tax assessment....How could he possibly owe this much? Sure, he didn't claim spousal. Sure, he didn't include his union dues....WAIT A SECOND!!! Could it possibly be that account in.....

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