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21. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

at his big hairy human feet. BDD began to shout, "Hasn't anyone seen a foot transplants before?" when shots rang out and bullets struck...

22. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y

.... the racoons - at long last Beerman had got the dam pesky critters. With a whoop and a jump, he grabbed the casulties and took them home to Isa who in no time had .....

23. Posted by Wonkerer (Respected Member 592 posts) 8y

. . . gotten out the pink boa and the high heels. "Here," she cried, "James is waiting for you to . . .

24. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 8y

......dress up like a real accountant and "crunch some numbers". Meanwhile, at the local Town Council meeting.........

25. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y

.....all hell had broken loose. There was serious carnage, as the Ministers wife Gertrude had just discovered something most shocking in the .........

26. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

...toilet bowl which kept overflowing onto her new ruby slippers. As she cried for help, a herd of sewer rats spilled out of the bathtub's drain (ala Willard style) and carted Gertrude...

27. Posted by Araluen (Respected Member 346 posts) 8y

...and Gwendoline were at the Flappers Ball wearing a very daring décolloté slinky little green number while her friend sported such a risquè thing of pink fluff and ribbons it caused every male over 16 and under 60 to...

28. Posted by Piecar (Travel Guru 894 posts) 8y

...the east. She sat at the end of the dock on Tranquila's and watched YET ANOTHER tear enducing sunset go down in the west. She looked around at the few who were there with her, similarly enrapt. Then she looked back.

"How can I go home?" she asked herself. She reached for her...

29. Posted by Araluen (Respected Member 346 posts) 8y

...jar of Vegemite and started spreading it on the bread and said, "This is one of the best things you could ever hope to have, it's not icky, I do assure you. Fair Dinkum here try some......"

[ Edit: Edited on Jul 5, 2008, at 10:34 PM by Whistler 2 ]

30. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

...some on that beef brisket. It goes with everything. It also works well as a body wrap, exfoliating facial scrub and birth conrol method. But just as Muriel was to rub the goo all over her body, a knock at the door...

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