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31. Posted by Araluen (Respected Member 346 posts) 8y

...opened and there in the flesh as I live and breath stood...

32. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y

... the Elvis impersonator, with his trusty guitar case. But when he put it on the ground he didn't pull out a guitar, but instead stood there brandishing...

[ Edit: Edited on Jul 6, 2008, at 2:34 PM by tway ]

33. Posted by Araluen (Respected Member 346 posts) 8y

...a knife and fork saying, "Anyone for dinner...................

34. Posted by Piecar (Travel Guru 894 posts) 8y

...was basically a pack of Ramen noodles and a can of peas. She had some chicken, but she was saving that for tomorrow. A girl had to eat, right?

But, dammit, she was on schedule! One more month of work... one more thousand in the bank...and then it was a FULL YEAR of....

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35. Posted by Araluen (Respected Member 346 posts) 8y

...travelling on a spaceship first stop Mars, then with a little bit of help from her friends, turn right, one quarter past the galaxy round the circumference of the Milky Way, then to Infinity and Beyond...

36. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

...until she ran into a tollbooth neat the crab nebula. Who'd have ever thought there would be tollbooths that far out. Go fig. But, her troubles had just begun because it only took exact change and she had not converted her Martian moobies to...

37. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y

...boobies, seeing as she only had enough spare change for 1 new consonant. But all was not as it seemed...

38. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y

....it turned out that the boobies were made of chocolate and begun to melt, which in fact had caused a big mess all over.....

39. Posted by Piecar (Travel Guru 894 posts) 8y

...to weather, where Vicki Newmore has an update, Vicki?

Well, Dave, it looks like it's going to be another beautiful day in Buffalo. The smoke from the seven or eight fires is abating in the east and Lackawana and Tonawanda report record high temps. Cheektowaga has some scattered...

40. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

...breakfast cereal on the floor which the dog refuses to eat because it contains raisins. He prefers bananas. His owner, we'll call him Bill, steps over the mess to retrieve his morning coffee and remove the now smoking bagel from the toaster. Bill doesn't like bagels anyway but his wife insists he have a...

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