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41. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

...a fresh trout to take to work to slap the boss about the head, in an act of.....

42. Posted by Araluen (Respected Member 346 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

...desperation Bill threw that smoking bagel across the room which then landed on the dog, the dog barked and yelped, the cereal scattered neath his hulking great paws, he slipped on the banana skin that Bill's wife had thrown down in disgust and the raisins hit her fair smack between the eyes which caused the husband to laugh uncontrollabley..

43. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

...spiraling downward toward the planet's surface. Dorothy looks at Toto, "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto... In fact, I don't even think this is earth." As the craft makes contact it slowly passes through as though the planet were made of butter. Looking out the windows, Dorothy and Toto see miniscule...

44. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

...donuts, which they name "Tinbits" in honour of their rusted friend the Tinman. Suddenly Toto scurries after a rogue bit, which had fallen down an embankment, and Dorothy sees to her horror that he's about to run into...

[ Edit: Edited on Jul 9, 2008, at 5:48 AM by tway ]

45. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

...............three buxom young ladies who are in a state of desparation, due to the fact that whilst they were innocently helping out the stable boy in the barn a crafty old..............

46. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

...Bishop of Canterbury decided to go for a walk. As he passed through the gardens, he noticed something very peculiar. "Oh my", he thought to himself. I wonder if anyone else has noticed that this particular flower looks like the face of...

47. Posted by Piecar (Travel Guru 912 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

...my Datsun 510 fell off in the street. So the list was ever growing....Rearview mirror, glove box door, trunk lock...and now the back bumper.

I debated going back to get it. Then said screw it.

"Come on baby, " I said to the car "Two more months and I put...."

48. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

....my hand inside the turkey and was amazed to find, that instead of the giblets, in fact there was....

49. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

...Beerman, dressed as Foghorn Leghorn and claiming to be the "Savior, I say, I say the saviour" of chickens everywhere. But just when he'd freed himself from the turkey carcass, he realized...

50. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

...he had run out of quarters for the pinball machine in the corner of the bar. Lost as to what to do next, the stranger ordered a Zima. "We don't serve that swill here." replied the bartender. With that, the stranger pulls out a 9mm, aims it at the bartender, who...

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