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51. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y

..... started to seductively peel a banana, then proceeded to wrap her lips around it as if she were.....

52. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

...ready to mount her surf board and ride that 70 foot wave headed towards shore. She knows she could do it. She'd seen it done in a movie once. Even though this was her first attempt to surf, how hard could it be. Hop on, stand up, ride the wave. Piece of proverbial cake. As she began to paddle out into the water, a very loud thud...

53. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y

...seemed to come from beneath her trusty board. "What the..." she started, but too late! Too late! The horrid thing which sloshed itself out of the water and onto her board was none other than...

54. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y

.... a piece of apple pie baked by some old person no doubt, but what was most interesting about this particular apple pie was that....

55. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y

...it housed a small family, who had lost their blueberry pie to an oven fire the year before. But just as a scoop of ice cream started to lower itself onto the family's back yard, they turn around to discover...

56. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y

...Hagrid (from Harry Potter) screeching to a halt outside the the blackened bit of pastry that made for their front door, Hagrid was in quite a state, he had just witnessed.....

57. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

...the true meaning of the Witness Protection Program up close and personal. Johnny Bluenote, infamous money launderer from Queens, pulled up in his new Cadillac Seville which the government had given him for ratting out Vito Schemeil, infamous hitman from the Bronx. Johnny swung open the passenger door as Lola strutted her stuff toward the car. As they pulled away from the curb, Lola was heard to say, "Ohhh, Johnny! That's one big...

58. Posted by Araluen (Respected Member 346 posts) 8y

...mess you've got yourself into again. It was bad enough the last time tring to explain to Mother Superior that you weren't dipping into the Parish Funds just relocating the contents, but this! This takes the cake. How on earth am I gonna explain two gold candlesticks, a gold chalice plus the Bishop's silver plus His Grace's supply of Bushmills is beyond me. And you know the Archbishop's coming tomorrow - did you really have to help yourself to the 18 carat gold-plated dinner set and the Waterford...

59. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

...Pennsylvania Town Council put it to a vote right then and there. The vote was 2-1 (as there were only 3 members) to have the city park's band shell demolished to make way for a brand new jungle-gym for the children. Sadly, someone raised the issue of jungle-gyms being dangerous places for children to play so another vote was taken immediately. This time, it was unanimous to demolish the band shell and put up a parking lot. As the members left the town hall, Joanie Mitchell's voice could be heard:

They paved paradise
And put up a parking lot
With a pink hotel, a boutique
And a swinging hot spot
Dont it always seem to go
That you dont know what you've got
Till its gone
They paved paradise
And put up a parking lot

Alas, the town will never...

[ Edit: Edited on Jul 12, 2008, at 1:34 PM by Isadora ]

60. Posted by Piecar (Travel Guru 894 posts) 8y

...ever LEAVE MY SIGHT AGAIN, young man!" His mom was apoplectic.

Stevie nodded, head bowed. The rest of them were restacking boxes quickly against the door. Logan had lined up the sights on the DELTA big gun that they had found. Soon the dead would come ........

[ Edit: Edited on Jul 12, 2008, at 8:27 PM by Piecar ]

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