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61. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y

...but as long as they brought their own beer, Logan wasn't worried. It wasn't like it was going to be a repeat performance of '01, when great-great-great-great Grandfather Logan's corpse finished off the Balveenie and tried to break into the liquor cabinet to steal the Johhn Walker Blue. Or was it...

62. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y

...about time that Wendy just admitted defeat to herself, she was never gonna be part of the cool gang, well the fact that she had such a large....

63. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

...following after their mother, the little fishies swam and they swam right over the dam. They were free from the iddy-biddy pool in the meadow at last. It was time for them to make their own way in the world now so off they went, up the stream. Just then, the grizzly bear's very large paw swept down...

64. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y

... her long flowing hair. Rapunzel was really getting pissed off at all these would be suitors coming and calling for her to throw down her hair and then none of the beggars would actually...

65. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y

...make her that dang chocolate shake she kept asking for. "How hard is it?" she'd scream down at them as she peeled their fingers off the window ledge. "Ice cream, chocolate, shake-shake-skake, Voila!". Until, one day, a young man in a Dairy Queen outfit came calling and, to her great surprise...

66. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y

....was actually one of the Spice Girls - you know the Sporty one who sort of got a bit fat. Their 56th reunion tour (cos we need to make some more cash) was about to commence, but a catastrophic disaster had occurred ......

67. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

...to the passengers of the cruise ship that they didn't have the exact change for the tollbooth at the entrance of the Panama Canal. Not only was this holding up all the other vessels waiting in line (it was a busy day in the shipping lanes) but also meant taking up a collection. Several hours pass and the passengers finally hand the captain a handful...

68. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y

...of toilet paper, which someone had mysteriously found in the public washroom. "Cap'n!" whispered the 1st Mate. "I have a cunning plan." And with that, and a wink, he took off to...

69. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

...catch a falling star and put it in your pocket. Never let it fade away. But, if it should fade away, don't forget to use a bit of stain remover on the pocket and let it sit for several minutes. Stars tend to leave a real mess when...

70. Posted by Araluen (Respected Member 346 posts) 8y

...when you have all chewing gum gunk stuck in your hair and no matter what you do there's now way of getting rid of the stuff. You can of course freeze things with chewy stuck on it and when it hardens (the gum that is) scrape it off with a knife - unfortunately you can't stick your head in the freezer because not only would you have a very very cold head, you would also...

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