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71. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

...don't forget, class, your 50,000 word essay on "Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor on the Bedpost Overnight?" is due first thing in the morning. Those of you who have only been testing this theory better start typing. All essays will be double-spaced and printed on one side only. No samples of your test "subjects" can be attached to you essay. Now, it's time to open your geography books to page 210 and learn...

72. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y

... that just because you dont have ginger hair, does not mean that if you decide to reproduce your kids wont. It is a very serious consideration should you decide to "sprog". Gingerness is an afflication that can have horrendous effects, it is a live long cross to bear and indeed it can........

73. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

...opener was nowhere to be found. Being alone out in the desert and being a resourceful sort, Harry began trying to poke holes in the can with a sharp rock. He only accomplished mangling three of his fingers. It had been days since he'd had food and that can of beans he'd found looked mighty good. Using torn pieces from his shirt, Harry wrapped his fingers and tried again. "Eureka!", he thought to himself as he succeeded in making a large gash in the top of the can. With visions of lovely beans dancing in his head, Harry was shocked when he looked inside. Instead of beans...

74. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y

...there Mary found her Mojo - she had been looking for it for an absolute age and there it was lying behind the couch. Now she had the mojo back she would find life so much more...

75. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y

...toxic, which is just the way she liked it. After all, Mary was the one who baked the special brownies for that parent-teacher-keys-in-a-fishbowl meeting last year, when...

76. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

...nothing. Absolutely nothing. The lights had gone out for poor Gertrude's guinea pig (Jesus, pronounced Hey-soos) for the last time. As she looked at his lifeless body, head down in his food bowl, she thought of the wonderful times they'd had together. Walks in the park tucked in her jacket pocket, the big whiffle-ball toy she'd put him in so he could roll it around the apartment without getting squashed by her size 14 feet, the night's they'd watch old Judy Garland/Mickey Rooney movies together while he'd fall asleep on her shoulder (from boredom) and snore loudly in her left ear. Those were the days. What would she do with out her precious Jesus? Gertrude was beside herself...

77. Posted by Araluen (Respected Member 346 posts) 8y

...she'd just won a round the worlds trip for two, complete with travel expenses so now it was shopping, shopping, shopping - a hot little number in black with silver fal-de-rals, a green bit of fluff held together by only the merest bit of lace, and a teenwy-weency bikini in hot pink...and a big bottle of watermelon wine...

78. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y

...washed down with hot soapy water, well Nick was rather dirty and needed to get in a lather so that he could...

79. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

...do that voodoo that you do so well. With gris gris in hand, Esmeralda heads off into the jungle where the sound of the drums becomes louder and louder. She loves these sultry summer nights when the moon is just right and the smell of jasmine fills the air. Off in the distance, she can see the flames of the fire dancing upward to meet the breeze. As she reaches the clearing, she realizes she has made a wrong turn. How could she have made such a mistake and who are all these...

80. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y

...guys in period military costumes? Jeez! Someone tell the British we can spot their uniforms a mile away. And why are those muskets made of papier-mâché? And why does that union soldier have a pocket protector? And is General Lee talking on a cell phone? Uh-oh, Esmerelda has found herself right in the middle of a re-enactment of the Battle of...

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