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91. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

...be or not to be... That is the question. Okay, is this a true or false question? An essay question? Multiple-choice question? Do we get extra points for answering it? What kind of test is this anyway? Isn't this Marketing Statistics for Dummies 101?? Did I wander....

92. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y

......... lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.

Continuous as the stars that shine
And twinkle on the milky way,
They.......

William Wordsworth

93. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

...threatened to throw the lass overboard for quoting Wordsworth and specifically the Daffodils poem. Little did she know the Captain of the ship had to memorize that damn poem in 6th grade and it took ages to learn. Said Captain never did get it right and received a D for the effort. To this day, said Captain still cringes at it's words and lops the heads off...

(I've been successful at avoiding that poem for decades. Thanks Purdy...)

94. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y

... daisies that don't come up "He loves me!" "Why..." she thought..."I'm the QUEEN! Oh COURSE he loves me!" And so, with a wave of her wand, she declared diasies illegal and immoral and inhumane and summoned her 2,000-strong army to...

95. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

...dance among the stars... Carmen was crushed when she wasn't picked for the "Dancing With The Stars" program. How dare they pass her by. She had been one of the greats oh so many years ago. She hadn't been nicknamed the Brazilian Bombshell for nothing. She still had her collection of headdresses piled high with fruits. And her shoes with the little cocaine compartment in the heel. Who cares if she's been pushing up daisies since 1955 - she still has what it takes to get on that show. Period. No ifs, ands or buts about...

96. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y

...butts, cause hers was challenging that sequined-pant waistband to the limits. "Just one more flip," she kept thinking, "and I promise to never, ever sniff my powdery white heel again." But, too late! For as the judges were about to throw up their hands in a round of clapping, suddenly there came a show-stopping rrriippppppp......

97. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y

... and the smell could knock full grown men out from 10 yards away, who would of thought that something and someone so small and delicate could produce.....

98. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y

... a baby that big! But there it was, wrapped in a giant diaper and contorting its face in sheer aginy as it produced...

99. Posted by Piecar (Travel Guru 894 posts) 8y

....one of the greatest blockbuster movies of all time!!! Okay, that's not true....But it should have been!! I still cannot figure out why no one went to see "The Boogens"...or "Doctor Giggles" for that matter, or how about that horror masterpiece....

100. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

...steak sauce, a bit of brown sugar, a splash of cider vinegar, a couple of dashes of garlic and chili powders and viola - the perfect BBQ sauce for all your grilling needs. Slather it on your burgers, steaks, ribs or pork chops. Mmm mmm good! What? Oh yeah, right. Okay, we'll be right back after this word from our sponsor, Masterpiece Steak Sauce - the only steak sauce you'll ever need...

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