In the time honoured tradition of quoting the famous, the pithy, the ridiculous, and the humurous - I give you: this thread and hope you will add to it.
“This is the sort of English up with which I will not put.” - Winston Churchill.
"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." - Eleanor Roosevelt.
"Take your hands out of your pockets," - My mother.
"We've upped our standards.......so up yours. - Anon
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams.
"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him." - Mark Twain