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Gelli in Dulwich?

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1. Posted by GregW (Travel Guru 2635 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

We all know his prediliction for furry form of a curvy ovis aries.

Man held over bestiality claims

The arrest "follows several complaints about a man molesting sheep in Botany Bay Lane, Chislehurst, in May and June."

2. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

So THAT'S where he's been the last few months.

Remind me to skip the lamb chops if ever he offers to cook a TP supper.

3. Posted by Hien (Travel Guru 3906 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!


4. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4138 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

Maybe the sheep had just been shorn and, you know, sort of asked for it?

5. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

NO, NO, NO!!!! This can't be Gelli!!

1) A Metropolitan Police spokesman said the man was also held on suspicion of drugs possession with intent to supply.

Our Gelli would never attempt to supply the beloved sheep with drugs. He's like the Pied Piper of the ovine world - they just follow him around naturally. Besides, sheep don't usually carry around cash. Well, it could have been an exchange of services thing...

2) Witnesses reported a man sexually assaulting sheep before running off, often leaving clothing at the scene.
It is understood the man was traced after forensic scientists identified DNA recovered from a pair of jogging bottoms found at the scene.

Gelli in jogging bottoms? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! The DNA test was probably faulty.

3) Two sheep were found dead in the field during the period of the attacks but it is not known if their deaths were linked.

Mostly likely died of a broken heart because this Gelli impostor showed up instead of the real Gelli.