I was working behind the bar the other week and this guy came up and said 'oh your feet must hurt musn't they' and I replied 'yeh a bit' and he shouted a cheesy line 'that's cos you fell down all the way from heaven baby yeah' and he was laughing lots. I kinda cringed at first but then I was laughing in the end cos of the way he said it - the whole pub practically heard too. He then offered to play some songs on the dukebox for me so I thought that was kinda sweet. A nice little guesture I thought. Also I guess although cringeworthy and cheesy - it is kinda sweet to have someone come up and pluck up the courage to say something to ya I think. Also it proves they're not to serious a person
Get rid of the zero and get with the hero.
was in the pub with a mate, and he spots this rather lovely girl in the corner, he rocks upto her and causualy says "it you were my tv remote Id play with you alday"...........didnt work, but he got a smile, cheeker bloke
When we were on the bus (on the way back to Christchurch- NZ) we had a quiz, our busdriver was the quizmaster ...
the last 'question' was pick-up lines and the better it was, the more points u got.
The one I remember was: 'You have nice legs, when are they open?'
I guess there are better ones than that!
You are missing the point. The point of a pick up line is to gain your attention. If you are very popular person in the room. The window of opportunity to get your point across get smaller and smaller. Especially if the guy to girl ratio is like 10-1! A pick up line is a awesome tool if used correctly(so i have heard lol). Like them or not, you have to admit..they do get your attention,and they do give a guy/girl advantage to stick out from a room full of suiters! Why else is there a whole forum full of them? Fellas, are you with me?! Am I alone here!LOL Pick up lines are a lost art!
Here is one from N. CALIFORNIA...
Scenerio: To be used at a food establishment, and you are attracted to the waiter/waitress. U receive the bill and say:
"Jeez, there is a lot of numbers on this bill......but for some reason I don't see yours!"
A semi cheesy one. I have more....but I might meet some of you on my travels. LOL....
lol! Semi-cheesy, remarcable? LOL, I'd hate to hear what you classify as just plain ole cheesy
LOL! It got your attention..didn't it?! Defense rest! Just kidding. Trust me Katie, I got whole lot more! With extra cheese!
My old aussi room mate told me this one, and its one of my favourites. Sadly I have never used it as it wouldnt work here in Canada. Maybe when i'm in oz, i'll whip it out.
Guy: Hey, did you trip over a branch?
Girl: Uhhhh..... no
Guy: How 'bout a root?
hey, (this has nothing to do with pick up lines but...)
that last one made me laugh, "root" means something totally different too in our northern slang, it means to look furtively for something, i.e. "i was rooting in a cupboard" my auzzie mate used to crack up laughing at that saying!
I remember years ago I approached this girl in a bar and asked her to dance. She says to me, "I don't think so. Don't you feel sorry for yourself?"
So I replied, "I actually feel sorry for you; I'm the only guy around here showing any interest in you. See ya!"
It was a clever reply, but her answer to me REALLY HURT!!!