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21. Posted by travelover (Respected Member 494 posts) 12y

You know what james? She totally deserved it and I think you did good with your reply! "Don't you feel sorry for yourself"? who does she think she is? I'm incensed at her and happy that you put her in her place!

22. Posted by kikay (Budding Member 37 posts) 12y

i can't speak for other girls, but pick-up lines don't really work for me. i'd rather have the guy just be straighforward and engage me in an interesting conversation.

the worst pick-up line i heard, well, actually, i've heard the line before, but having it delivered by someone who didn't speak any of the language i speak was really funny (he even had a crib sheet with him)

my first week here in china, i decided to go get a beer in a bar. later on, a nervous-looking chinese guy approached me and whipped out a small sheet of paper. he said:

him: "al you pa-lents thebes?"
me: "excuse me?"
him: (repeats the question)
me: huh?
him: (getting frustrated) "thebes! thebes!" (flings his arms around and pantomimes sticking up a bank and being carted away by the police and getting thrown into jail) "...you know, thebes."
me: "oooh, thieves"
him: (rushing on to finish his line while looking at his crib sheet) "...then, who stole the stars (flings arms up as if to catch spiders from the ceiling) from the is-ky" (he then lunges forward and nearly pokes my eyes out "to put the stars in my eyes") "...en put them in you eyes-ah?"

on the one hand, i felt really sorry for the guy but on the other, i couldn't stop laughing. i know it's really mean to laugh at him as at least he TRIED his best to be understood and, well, to be completely honest, am not exactly in the position to laugh at someone's language skills as i totally suck in chinese (he's bad in english, am bad in chinese--that pretty much makes us even) but still, why try to pick up someone using lame pick-up lines at all? ;)

23. Posted by carlo78 (Budding Member 37 posts) 12y

My mate told me a class one; he went up to a girl and said "The voices in my head told me to come and talk to you!" Don't think he got a date somehow?

24. Posted by Gelli (Travel Guru 2457 posts) 12y

Fin - i love that one! It's sheer class!!

I'm not one for pick up lines at all and i never use them, but will have to try that one out as i think it suits me perfectly

25. Posted by lil j (Travel Guru 1303 posts) 12y

Right get this one and it actually works tho i've only ever tried it once, my love life keeps everyone amused at work!

my manager told me that she used to use it, simply just go up to a bloke (not randomly tho! get that eye contact thing going and youve gotta like him-of course!) and say hello gorgeous or something along thoses lines, GORGEOUS is the key word here.

i did it when i was bit tipsy but it works! i usually wait for the blokes but life is too short just go for it what have you got to lose! it makes a change for a girl to go up to a guy and say it so perhaps thats why it works!

it does you good to have older mates because they can see that youve got to just go for things-they have some great advice. when my manager first told me this i thought as if i'm just going to go up to someone and say hey there gorgeous but TRY IT, GO ON, i dare you, he! he!

Although i'm not with anyone-a long story, but it gets you set up for the first few texts and date! i've heard some pretty awful ones but i do feel sorry for guys tho! i find em funny and just politely make jokes about em. as long as its all done light heartidly ( i cant spell, or it just isnt a word, but i'm sure you know what i mean!)

x

26. Posted by Girlaway (Budding Member 11 posts) 12y

how I like my pick up line...;)

guy hitting on me
guy: hi how are you?'-charming smile-
me(interested): I'm good how are you? where you from? -charming smile back-
me ( not so interested): I'm good -serious smile, and turn back to my friends to talk to them-
if he continues talking, tell him, sorry i'm in the middle of a coversation right now (bitchy tone)

Me hitting on a guy
me: Hi big drunken but charming smile you're cute -probably very drunk-
guy thinking: ah i'll get laid tonight or damn her breath smells
me either way: go home with my friends

moral of the story: none just wanted to share :)

27. Posted by leahrb (Full Member 209 posts) 12y

try this one with a very serious tone and within very close contact of the person you're trying to pick up...

"Kiss me if I'm wrong but do I know you?"

28. Posted by Airfix (Full Member 99 posts) 12y

OK... the cheesiest line I've heard would have to be, "Hey, if I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me..?"

But the BEST line I've ever heard is taken from the movie A Beautiful Mind...

Guy approaches girl in a bar and says something along the lines of, "Look, I don't know what is reuqired of me to say before we can go and make mad, passionate love, but can we just pretend I've said all that and cut straight to it..?"

At least you'd know either way where you stand and whether or not you'd scored....

Sorry!! I'll get my coat... :(

29. Posted by lil j (Travel Guru 1303 posts) 12y

naughty, naughty airfix! yes you go and get your coat-typical bloke, he! he!

My god what are blokes like(sorry to all the guys out there!)

Well its certainly funny to a certain extent! x

30. Posted by Airfix (Full Member 99 posts) 12y

Quoting lil j

naughty, naughty airfix! yes you go and get your coat-typical bloke, he! he!

Hmmmmm... Does that mean I've pulled...?

Just that another cheesy line is, "Get your coat mate, you've pulled!" Although I offered to get my coat I was just being polite, but seeing as I'm now being instructed to get my coat by a laydee......

Of course, I would NEVER use any of these;) They have just made me laugh