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31. Posted by lil j (Travel Guru 1303 posts) 12y

hmmmm... have u pulled then!? ha! ha! i'll be mysterious about that one, bit of suspense never harms anyone!

we sold some mens thongs last xmas and they had some great lines on them but i cant remember! i'l bug everyone at work to see if they remember. some of then were quite funny consisdering where they were.

oh there was one-can i jingle your balls!!!!! they were all along the same lines as that-suppose you've got to have that sort of sense of humour tho! it kept us all amused at work.

xXx

32. Posted by hannahp (Budding Member 10 posts) 12y

This one is too common to have ever have worked on me and my attitude:

You have the most amazing eyes


I usually close them and say

oh yeah, what colour are they?

So far that's when they've got embarassed and walked away.

But I reckon if a guy had taken the time and actually knew the answer I'd be so dumbfounded I'd have no choice but to talk to him!

33. Posted by carlo78 (Budding Member 37 posts) 12y

Anyone remember Paul Calf? These are hysterical because they are true chat up lines! Men all over the Northwest of England are using these regularly on a Friday and Saturday night!
A few of his gems include;

"Oh come on love, you're nowt special"

"Is your husband still on nights?"

my favourite though:

"I wanna sleep wi' you, you wanna sleep wi' me, I know I'm at least half right..."

comedy classic

34. Posted by GregW (Travel Guru 2635 posts) 12y

Quoting hannahp

oh yeah, what colour are they?

hazel?

35. Posted by Gelli (Travel Guru 2457 posts) 12y

Heard this the other day which is a joke, but i'm certain can be adapted for a pick up line if somebody wants to...

A very confident James Bond walked into a bar and took a seat next to
a very attractive woman. He gave her a quick glance, then casually looked at
his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch
and I was testing it"

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the- art-watch? What's so
special about it?"

Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am
wearing panties"

Bond smiles, taps his watch and says, "Ah, the bloody thing's an hour fast."

36. Posted by travelover (Respected Member 494 posts) 12y

Smoooooooooth! Very James Bond!

37. Posted by JM559 (Budding Member 11 posts) 12y

I like greg's line. Very original.

38. Posted by Wocca (Inactive 3745 posts) 11y

Anyone else got any more pick-up lines to share ?

39. Posted by Bruce85 (Budding Member 54 posts) 11y

Quoting Gelli

Heard this the other day which is a joke, but i'm certain can be adapted for a pick up line if somebody wants to...

A very confident James Bond walked into a bar and took a seat next to
a very attractive woman. He gave her a quick glance, then casually looked at
his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch
and I was testing it"

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the- art-watch? What's so
special about it?"

Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am
wearing panties"

Bond smiles, taps his watch and says, "Ah, the bloody thing's an hour fast."

I love that, just bad that james Bond is Fiction!
I would like to know what happens if James Bond tried this one:

Quoting GregW

"Your eyes are the same colour as my Porsche."

40. Posted by daveh (Travel Guru 1027 posts) 11y

One i know goes something like this:

Get eye contact with a girl who is a little distance away, beckon her over with your finger - when she comes over, make an excuse and send her off again. Do this a few times.
After a while say "i've just made you come 3 times in a couple of minutes with 1 finger, while you're fully clothed, just think what i can do to you when i have you naked in my bedroom".

Takes a bit of courage to do this one though!!!! I've never used it either so i'm not sure of the success rate.