Jesus-that's actually really funny-i would be amazed if someone actually tried that one!! chuckle!!-actually it wouldn't supprise me!
eugh...a mate was seeing this guy and on the first night of pulling her i think they went back to his and he...are you ready for this...he took out his glass eye-she did not know that he had a glass eye...i mean...manners???
I've seen him a few times since whilst out and about clubbing-all i have is this image of him popping out an eye!!
This guy came up to me in France a while ago, and asked "Have you ever had a real French kiss?" in a really sleasy voice. I thought I would pee myself laughing.
The best I've ever heard first hand?
"Wanna go to my place, eat pizza and make love?"
I said "a...no."
"What's the matter? You don't like pizza?"
I just thought it was funny because of his snappy reply
The best and most successful one i have used is go up to a girl smile and say 'hi my name is Brendon, what is yours?' You do not need any fancy crap. My friend has a terrible one called the 'one arm bandit'
here it is - Girl has to be wearing a dress. You go up and ask her if she has heard off the one arm bandit, she will reply no. you then get her to put her arm out in front to 90 degrees flexion. In mean time you have a peeny in your hand and puul down her arm at the same time pop the penny in front of her dress and catch it at the bottom! he reckon its a killer!
Another one for the brave and foolhardy:
Go up to a girl and say "I bet you a pound i can guess the size of your breasts without touching them". Once she agrees, give them a good grope and say "looks like i owe you a pound".
If it doesn't work you will still have had a good fumble!!!!!!!!
I think maybe the girls out there are starting to see why i'm still single after my contribution to this thread.
hmmmm...if someone did that to me-i'd go run!-i'd walk away laughing...bless!
just go up to someone and say hello gorgeous-i hate all the crap unless its funny and worth hearing! If it's bad and i am so not interested i get embarrassed for the guy!
unlike-you got a b/f
you reply no
oh a pretty girl like you-yeh, yeh, whatever. I usually reply-come on then throw some more my way!
Trust me the gorgeous one will work...its a trick of the trade! i think i've already posted this one tho!
Does make me wonder dave-lol!!!
Honestly the conversations you have with men-espec. if they are with their mates-does make you wonder, give you a tip guys...women are human too-please remember that one!!!
This one isnt snappy or cheesy but it worked on me
I was out with my college class one night...standing in the middle of the group with my beer bored to tears Was just about to bail and head home when this guy walked up to me. All he said was "I like you". And I dont kiss and tell so.......
There's no beating around the bush in the British Isles "... Cor ! I fancy you ..."
I DO NOT LIVE IN THE BRITISH ISLES GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR