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61. Posted by samsara_ (Travel Guru 5353 posts) 11y

This god hasnt got the energy Wocca. (lol)

62. Posted by samsara_ (Travel Guru 5353 posts) 11y

btw - thanks for the mail Wocca. im sure i can do cheesy.

how's this?

63. Posted by lil j (Travel Guru 1303 posts) 11y

wocca-dont want to play no more games huh!

i'm pretty exhausted and very bored!

64. Posted by Wocca (Inactive 3745 posts) 11y

green yet keen

65. Posted by Wocca (Inactive 3745 posts) 11y

Quoting lil j

wocca-dont want to play no more games huh!

i'm pretty exhausted and very bored!

bye bye jane

66. Posted by samsara_ (Travel Guru 5353 posts) 11y

hehe - okay Wocca, im off home. enjoy the wknd. ;)

67. Posted by lil j (Travel Guru 1303 posts) 11y

i'll choose to agree-just so it's easier!-you'd get on well wth my staff wocca-you can run me to the ground-hehe!-bring it on

68. Posted by samsara_ (Travel Guru 5353 posts) 11y

Answering another thread yesterday reminded of a chat up line that I heard last weekend.

"Hey, we should rob banks together!"

Please!

69. Posted by Cupcake (Travel Guru 8468 posts) 11y

Nice pants...they will look good in a pile on the floor next to my bed;)

70. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 11y

THE PICK UP LINES YOU WON'T FIND IN QUALITY ROMANCE NOVELS

1. Call me Fred Flintstone, because I'll make your Bedrock.
2. Lets play Titanic. When I say 'ICEBERG', you go down.
3. You must be a high jumper because you make my bar rise.
4. If we were both squirrels, would you play with my nuts?
5. Would you wear shoes if you didn't have any feet? Then why are you wearing a bra?
6. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have to walk by again?
7. You must have a mirror in your pocket because I can easily see myself in your pants.
8. What time do you have to be back in heaven?
9. I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
10. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
11. How about you sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing
that pops up.
12. I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
13. Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?
14. Do you sleep on your stomach? "NO" - Can I?
15. Playing Doctors is for kids. How about me and you play gynaecologist?
16. If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.
17. Excuse me, do you give head to strangers? "No!" Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
18. The word for the day is 'Legs'. Lets go back to my place and spread the word.
19. The last time I saw you, I was dreaming.
20. Hi my name's Michael - Don't forget it because you'll be screaming it later on.
21. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your place?
22. I love every bone in your body. Especially mine.
23. That's a nice smile, its just too bad that's not the only thing you're wearing.
24. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
25. Nice outfit, but it would look better on my bedroom floor.
26. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
27. Ever tripped over a tree? How about a root?