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1. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

...Having rounded up all the crew members from the Iowa cornfields, returned the bootleg still back to it's rightful owner, traipsed halfway across the state (or so it seemed) - Captain Isa and the gang board the ship and make way down the Mississippi River to the Gulf of Mexico. "Aye Mateys, I know we only have this homemade corn squeeze whiskey to get us through to our next port of call - it seems the state of Iowa has never heard of rum. Careful with that stuff as it's potent enough to strip the decks but it's drinkable in a pinch." The ship quietly sails out of the gulf and around Florida on it's journey across the pond. To occupy their time until they reach their next destination, several members try to replicate the returned still. Sadly, this may be a non-working-work-in-progress for longer than the trip...

"Captain, I think I've spied that UK place. Which pub do we get to visit this time?" "Sorry mates, no pubs. We be needin' to find a hospital." "Aye Captain, are you sick?" "Nah, we just need to find Naughty Nurse Clarabell!" And as the ship sails up and down the Thames River, the crew begins to shout, "Oh Naughty Nurse Clarabell! Come out, come out, wherever you are!" Receiving no response, the crew decides that singing a song may work - usually gets someone's attention...

Oh where, oh where has our Clarabell gone?
Oh where, oh where can she be?
Is her hair cut short or her hair grown long?
Oh where, oh where can she be?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's hoping you have a wonderful birthday (August 8th) with family and friends. May you get lots of pressies and a day off from emptying bedpans, giving jabs, taking temperatures or whatever they have you doing these days!!! Enjoy!!!

...With still no response from the lost Naughty Nurse Clarabell, the crew splits up to check each hospital in the UK. Again, sadly, this venture also appears to be doomed as most of the mates run for the nearest pub. Captain Isa wnaders off to take a nap...

2. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

Happ Birthday for tomorrow Clara !! Hope you have a great day !!

3. Posted by Hien (Travel Guru 3906 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!


Have a great day!

4. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5635 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

Wow, three in a row this week.
Also to you, happy birthday Clara and have a great one

5. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

Happy Birthday Clara - hope your having a fabulous time!!


6. Posted by dr.pepper (Travel Guru 316 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

Happy birthday Clara! Have a great day. ;)


7. Posted by Wonkerer (Respected Member 592 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

Clara - hope you are having a most wonderful Birthday Long live the Leos!!!!

[ Edit: Edited on Aug 7, 2008, at 8:26 PM by Wonkerer ]

8. Posted by arif_kool (Travel Guru 1757 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!


Hope u hv a wonderful time

9. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

.......meanwhile, lurking in the corridors of NHS's latest brand new "automated hospital" wherein patients are told that "there is only a five minute wait to see an auto-doctor, please be seated", Beerman appears, dressed in his finest Naughty Nurse outfit, complete with stethoscope-enabled chestwig and one of those little white hats with the red cross on it..........

Helloo, you patient person you, it is I, Nurse Beerman, here to make blood pressure with you and check for crawling insects. Yes, Nurse Beerman is substituting for Nurse Clarabellini on this day who is otherwise engaged in making Happy on this, her Most Happy of Happy Days....YAY!!!!!!!! What? What you are mean it hurts there? Is Nurse Beerman looking like there is interest in pains of yours? Please to open mouth and drink this bottle of codeine, then please shut mouth. Nurse Beerman is very busy nurse, please do not bother with trivial issues like pain. OK, BP (is very technical nurse-term) seems to be nearly normal at 243 over 187. You seem to be breathing a little heavy. Pulse is good at 167. You are flush a little red, but that will go away....drink more codeine. You are mostly free of crawling insects....just a few large Sumatran land crabs, but they are easy to pick off. Now please to finish codeine......Auto-Doctor will be in to see you sometime this week. Oh, do you have private insurance? If not, we will collect some of your blood to help pay for this fine care you might eventually receive.

....and with the utmost in professional patient care, Nurse Beerman takes a coffee and smoke break.......

10. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 9y Star this if you like it!

Happy Birthday, Clarabell! Have a fantastic day!!! Great to have your birthday right before the weekend. :)