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31. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

Quoting james

The dirty nappies/diapers are going to be sent by air freight straigh to Castel De Isa for laundering.

And Beerman - GET BREWING!

Why do I get dirty diaper duty??????
You and Beerman get to drink beer while I do the delivery and the diaper duty. In the infamous words of Prissy (Butterfly McQueen in Gone With The Wind), "Lawzy, we got to have a doctor. I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies!" Okay, I do - five years working in neonatology taught me something. But, still... I'm thinkin' 4-5 martinis, for me not your wife, and we're good to go. Beer is for lightweights. Oh, hope you like mush-meat and lindburger sandwiches.

Isa now wanders off to find her surgical instruments. After baby #3, Mrs. James may want that Mr. James "snipped" so Isa wants to be ready.

32. Posted by arif_kool (Travel Guru 1757 posts) 8y

Quoting Utrecht

Quoting james

arif_kool and Utrecht, keep up the filth. It's hilarious![/b][/i]

You should hear me when I have my 'Gilles de la Tourette' attack

R u still suffering from the Tourette disorder? I heard that it gets moderated in adulthood!!!!

33. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5596 posts) 8y

Quoting arif_kool

Quoting Utrecht

Quoting james

arif_kool and Utrecht, keep up the filth. It's hilarious![/b][/i]

You should hear me when I have my 'Gilles de la Tourette' attack

R u still suffering from the Tourette disorder? I heard that it gets moderated in adulthood!!!!

Hell no! I mean...no, that is not the case

PS: congrats with two more medals Arif;)

34. Posted by Wonkerer (Respected Member 592 posts) 8y

Well congratulations!

Now I remember some talk from you a while back about wifey wanting #3 and you not being so sure. Did she trick you? Or have you even realized that yet?

Guess you should've manned up and gotten snipped when the opportunity presented itself!

35. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 8y

Quoting Wonkerer

Now I remember some talk from you a while back about wifey wanting #3 and you not being so sure. Did she trick you? Or have you even realized that yet?

Guess you should've manned up and gotten snipped when the opportunity presented itself!

I remember that too. But there's nothing he could do about it now. He should start worrying about the possibility of the wife wanting a number 4...

36. Posted by arif_kool (Travel Guru 1757 posts) 8y

Quoting Utrecht

Quoting arif_kool

Quoting Utrecht

Quoting james

arif_kool and Utrecht, keep up the filth. It's hilarious![/b][/i]

You should hear me when I have my 'Gilles de la Tourette' attack

R u still suffering from the Tourette disorder? I heard that it gets moderated in adulthood!!!!

Hell no! I mean...no, that is not the case

PS: congrats with two more medals Arif;)

Thanks !!!! Congrats to you too !! ur ladies won gold in Hockey, excellent stickwork i must say

37. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 8y

Okay a week late but congrats James !!!!

38. Posted by Herr Bert (Moderator 1384 posts) 8y

Quoting james

Yep, number 3 is on it's way.

Not exactly planned , but welcome anyway .

Run James Run ....

39. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5596 posts) 8y

Quoting Herr Bert

Quoting james

Yep, number 3 is on it's way.

Not exactly planned , but welcome anyway .

Run James Run ....

Hehe, you can be in Holland in 8 months....I'll make sure there is enough beer in the fridge. And cold pizza

40. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 8y

Quoting Utrecht

Quoting Herr Bert

Quoting james

Yep, number 3 is on it's way.

Not exactly planned , but welcome anyway .

Run James Run ....

Hehe, you can be in Holland in 8 months....I'll make sure there is enough beer in the fridge. And cold pizza

Now that's an offer too good to refuse.

Hang on, what sort of pizza?