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41. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5595 posts) 8y

At the moment, it would be shellfish or vegetable...that's not my fault

42. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

I'd be careful with the pizza, James... Rumor has it that Utrecht tried guinea pig in S. America and loved it. He's now raising a culinary colony for that "special" pizza topping. If the shellfish pizza is crunchy, it's not shellfish - just keep that in mind.

Besides, the Dutchies don't know how to make pizza. You need to come to Isa Manor for real Chicago-style pizza and Beerman makes the beer whereas Utrecht gets his from the store.

43. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 8y

No, no....I think we can do better. Chicago is the birthplace of true pizza. Deep dish, thin crust, oven grinders...you name it, we've got it. Mind you, ours may come with a bit of cat hair on it, but apparently no meal is complete without a little cat hair.....

And as to the beer......well, I may be a bit biased.....but I think I can do better than Heineken and Stella Artois....perhaps something along the lines of a nice Tooth's Sheaf Stout? Homemade, in little batches of 180 barrels (5580 US gallons).......

44. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y

Quoting beerman

No, no....I think we can do better. Chicago is the birthplace of true pizza. Deep dish, thin crust, oven grinders...you name it, we've got it. Mind you, ours may come with a bit of cat hair on it, but apparently no meal is complete without a little cat hair.....

And as to the beer......well, I may be a bit biased.....but I think I can do better than Heineken and Stella Artois....perhaps something along the lines of a nice Tooth's Sheaf Stout? Homemade, in little batches of 180 barrels (5580 US gallons).......

K - what your not gonna give James some of the Killer thats in your office or what about the moijitos in a bottle - as James is Ozzie he wont be able to drink very much and so a girly drink like the alcopops would probably suit him!

45. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5595 posts) 8y

Quoting Isadora

I'd be careful with the pizza, James... Rumor has it that Utrecht tried guinea pig in S. America and loved it. He's now raising a culinary colony for that "special" pizza topping. If the shellfish pizza is crunchy, it's not shellfish - just keep that in mind.

Besides, the Dutchies don't know how to make pizza. You need to come to Isa Manor for real Chicago-style pizza and Beerman makes the beer whereas Utrecht gets his from the store.

now now Isa, that's three rumors about me that are wrong:
1. It would be dog, not guinea pig
2. I meant selfish, not shellfish
3. I steal beer

Cheers

[ Edit: Edited on Aug 28, 2008, at 8:09 AM by Utrecht ]

46. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 8y

Quoting Purdy

[quote=beerman]K - what your not gonna give James some of the Killer thats in your office or what about the moijitos in a bottle - as James is Ozzie he wont be able to drink very much and so a girly drink like the alcopops would probably suit him!

Purdy, beerman emailed me the photos of you after you've had an alcopop too many. You know, those photos. The one's where you were running around the corn field stark naked, trying to find the largest cob to perform some kind of bizzare sexual ritual on it

47. Posted by Wonkerer (Respected Member 592 posts) 8y

No defiling of the corn allowed!

And James haven't you been around here long enough to know how to do a quote correctly?

48. Posted by fierres (Inactive 30 posts) 8y

really great news

49. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 8y

Quoting Wonkerer

No defiling of the corn allowed!

And James haven't you been around here long enough to know how to do a quote correctly?

Yeah I do. It's just that when I was picturing Purdy and the corn cob I started feeling faint

50. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y

Quoting james

Quoting Purdy

[quote=beerman]K - what your not gonna give James some of the Killer thats in your office or what about the moijitos in a bottle - as James is Ozzie he wont be able to drink very much and so a girly drink like the alcopops would probably suit him!

Purdy, beerman emailed me the photos of you after you've had an alcopop too many. You know, those photos. The one's where you were running around the corn field stark naked, trying to find the largest cob to perform some kind of bizzare sexual ritual on it

Yeah well so what?? Where's the problem?? Single girls gotta get their kicks somewhere!!

They live in the middle of nowhere - and trust me the corn cobs are alot more appealing than some of the local inbreds l saw roaming about!!! Kris obviously was the exception but hes spoken for - so the corn it had to be!!!

And James you should've been charged for those photos... Cough up