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11. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

Quoting lagered

8) Be appointed King by a lady wielding a sword in a lake

You can't be appointed king just cause some water tart throws a scimitar at you!

9) Do the chicken dance at no less than 15 weddings of different cultures

12. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

10) Send 15 people from (15) different cultures to crash T's wedding and do the chicken dance with her while eating fried chicken as a symbol of global unity. (One must be a TP member so they can post the pics.)

11) Participate in the Lunar Olympics cornhole competition.

13. Posted by magykal1 (Travel Guru 2026 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

Quoting tway

Quoting lagered

8) Be appointed King by a lady wielding a sword in a lake

You can't be appointed king just cause some water tart throws a scimitar at you!

9) Do the chicken dance at no less than 15 weddings of different cultures

Haha! Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government...

12) Climb An Sgurr on the Isle of Eigg on a clear day for amazing views of the West Highlands, then order a pint of squat lobsters at the pier cafe when you get back down. Squat lobster, lemon, fresh crusty bread, perfect.

14. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5634 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

13) Selfishly eat a dog-and-guinea pig pizza, washed away with beer from the Isa Manor.

15. Posted by chayisun (Budding Member 163 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

Parachute off the Eiffel Tower while eating fried chicken, drinking a pina colada and doing the chicken dance...

Then again, maybe I'd take the elevator....Might forget to pull the rip cord. Wonder why it's called the rip cord....I mean, it doesn't rip anything. Well, I hope not!

16. Posted by lagered (Budding Member 230 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

Quoting chayisun

Parachute off the Eiffel Tower while eating fried chicken, drinking a pina colada and doing the chicken dance...

Then again, maybe I'd take the elevator....Might forget to pull the rip cord. Wonder why it's called the rip cord....I mean, it doesn't rip anything. Well, I hope not!

.... how true

15) staple your bosses lips shut

17. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

16) Travel to Mt. Isa, Queensland, and hitch a ride with the air-doctors...gotta be some amazing scenery. Then stop in the South Pacific for several weeks of diving, taking the slow boat back home, then stapling the bosses lips together and smacking him with a fried chicken leg.

18. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5634 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

17) Visit Pitcairn and Norfolk, make love with the locals, and make sure your son or daughter will have Bounty blood in his or her vains.

19. Posted by zaksame (Respected Member 571 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

18) Try to decipher exactly what it is you 'Travel Gurus' actually talk about to each other....

20. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

19) Eating nothing but chocolate cake for a month