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1. Posted by chayisun (Budding Member 163 posts) 8y

While I have enjoyed my short stay on this site I must tell you I am leaving.

You see I have just become rich.

Yes, rich...So, I will not have time to check out anything on the computer as I will be VERY busy counting my money.

I received an Email to-day and I have included it on this entry..See Below...from Rosemary Bein.

Now I don't know Ms. Bein but she has been kind enough to send me the Email to inform me about my new found wealth.

I know it's not quite a million dollars but, while I am somewhat disappointed that it's ONLY $900,000.00, I think it is enough to keep me happy. I love counting money....Usually it's nickels and dimes but it will NOW be bills.

I think, when I get the money, I will cash the cheque and ask for one dollar bills..900,000 one dollar bills and then I will spend some time counting it....So I will, as I have stated, not have time to check my computer.

Actually, I think I will hire someone to be my computer checker! Yea, that's a good idea.

So, I will bid you all a fond farewell.

Let's see, now, should I get a Mercedes or a Cadillac....Have to hire someone to drive it..I mean, I NEED a driver, after all I will be RICH...RICH...RICH.....

Gee, when one has become rich, one has to make SO many decisions....

Greetings,I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your Confirmable BANK DRAFT of $900,000.00USD, hence I went to Deposit it with a COURIER COMPANY. Do contact them for your parcel delivery. Note that i have already paid for the delivery charges and insurance certificate but they did not allow me to pay for the security keeping fee because they don't know when you will be contacting them, the security keeping is $280. You are advice not to make any other payment to any body apart from the security keeping fee which is $280usd, Please do contact them immediately. Contact Person:Mr John Harris.Phone: +2348083212693 Yours Faithfully,Mrs Rosemary Bein.

WHAT????? Whaddaya mean a SCAM!!!! Can't be, I mean......WHAT???? You're kidding.....You mean...NO......@#$#@#$.....##$##@@.....:(

2. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 8y

DARE MR CHAYISUN

THANKS YOU FOR YOUR RESPONCE TO MY AMEIL GOD HAS CHOSEN US TRO BE BUSINESS PARTNER PLEASE THIS IS NOT A SCAM YOU MUSTY BELIEBE AND GAVE FAITH IN ME ASK MY MOTHER IF YOU DONT BEELEIVE ME. TOGETHER WE WILL GET THIS MONEY FOR CHARITABLE PURPOSE OF YOUR CHOSING FOPR BUSINESS VENTURE IN YOUR CONTRY. ILOOK FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU DEAREST.

DR MIKE E BOAB
BARRISTER
NATIONAL OIL BANK OF NIGERIA
EMAIL: veryseniorbankingofficial @ yahoo.com

3. Posted by Pardus (Respected Member 2356 posts) 8y

And there was me thinking this thread was about Chayisun turning into Gelli....

4. Posted by chayisun (Budding Member 163 posts) 8y

To Mr. or Dr. Mike Boab, Lawyer type person,

Thank you for your email answering my email regarding the recent email you sent me, or at least Rosemary Bein sent me about the enormous amount of money waiting for me. Do you know Rosemary? Is she your mother?

I would ask your mother about you but, not knowing who your mother is, not that I want to meet your mother...I mean this is nothing against your mother but I would think she would say you are a nice person....Not that I'm NOT saying you are not a nice person but....

Anyway, you state we will get this money for charitable purposes. What charitable purposes...I want the money. For me.

Also, I don't understand why you have sent me this email as the original Email was from Mr. John Harris at +2348083212693. I telephoned that number and, much to my surprise, It was a Pizza Pizza location in Lagos. I ordered two large pizzas and am awaiting delivery.

I am somewhat befuddled about your comment..."Looking forward to hearing from you, dearest." I am not a dearest. I am Canadian. We have moose and mounties and we don't sign letters, or emails, with "dearest"..Well, some do...I mean, I don't..Well, I would if it was a girl I was writing....Then again, maybe I wouldn't....

Anyway, I think future correspondence should come from Rosemary or your mother.....Unless of course Rosemary is your mother then I would be in touch with your mother....I take it, then, if Rosemary is your mother you are Rosemary's baby....That would be a good title for a movie....Where was I....

It has been veryenlightening corresponding with you.

Thanks..

PS...When can I expect MY money?....

PPS....Who or what is Gelli....I've heard of Jello.....Maybe Gelli is a form of dessert in Nigera....

5. Posted by vegasmike6 (Travel Guru 3562 posts) 8y

I know one thing for certain. You can trust an anonymous e-mail coming from a bank in Nigeria with a get rich quick offer. Where can I sign up for such am amazing opportunity? I want to get rich, rich rich as well!!

6. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

Dearest Mr Chayisun Person,

We have received you order of two, counted them, two pepperonio pizzas with the works, whatever works are. You shall be receiving our money in the boxes as they arrive to your home in that cold country above the most beloved United States where we do many business. We hope that Nigerian Monopoly Money is currency with which you are familiar? It is not the same as that game money but similar colors. They are our national colors. We are proud of these colors. You may wonder why my writing is better than Mr. Harrises or Dr. Boabeses. I was educated for many days in Texas. Please aware that pepperonio pizzas can not be delivered until $280 (plus shipping/handling) is deposited in bank of Niger Queen. We wait your security deposit and keep pizzas warm.

Lovingly,
Rosemary
(Mr. Harrises and Dr. Boabeses mother)

7. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 8y

DAER MRS CHAITYSUN

I AM SO HURTED THAT YOU THINK THIS IS A SCAM! EVEN MY MOTHER HAS WRTITEN TO YOU TO CONFIRM AND AS A GESTURE OF GOODWILL I HAVE SENT YOUO THE WORKING PEPPERONI PIZA AS YOU HAVE REQUEST. I AM VERY SURPIRESE THAT YOU DON BELIEVE ME EVEN THOUGH MY MOTHER HAS SENT YOU MAILS TO CONFIRM. PLEASE KNOW THAT I GOT THE MONEYS IN QUESTION UPION THE DEATH OF MY FATHER, DR JOHN BOAB (IT). HE DIED TRAGICALLY IN PLANE CRASG AND IF YOU DON BELIEV ME SEE HERE (insert random BBC News website article here) PLEASE WE MUST CONCLUDE OUR BUSINESS TRANSACTION SOONEST. PLEASE PHONE MY ASSOCIATE/BROTHER MR HARRIS OR YOU CAN VISIT ME IN NIGERIA AND MY MOTHER MAKES FOR YOU GELLI, VERY NICE NIGERIAN DESSERT AND YOU CAN BRING MANY UNMARKED AMERICAN BANK NOTES FOR YOUR SEPNDING PLEASEURES.

AND I SAY DEAREST BECUAST NOW WE ARE BROTHERS LIKE SISTERS AND MY COUSIN'S MOTHER IS LIKE YOUR UNCLES WIFE.

HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOONEST DEAREST BIG BOY.

DR MIKE E BOAB
FINANCE MANAGER
SOUTH AFRICAN BANK OF MOROCCO

8. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y

Quoting Pardus

And there was me thinking this thread was about Chayisun turning into Gelli....

That took me a sec, but it was worth it.

Chayisun, let us know if you suddenly feel an inexplicable attraction to sheep... ;)

9. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 8y

Quoting tway

Quoting Pardus

And there was me thinking this thread was about Chayisun turning into Gelli....

That took me a sec, but it was worth it.

Chayisun, let us know if you suddenly feel an inexplicable attraction to sheep... ;)

T, you're putting ideas in his head!

10. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y

Quoting tway

Quoting Pardus

And there was me thinking this thread was about Chayisun turning into Gelli....

That took me a sec, but it was worth it.

Chayisun, let us know if you suddenly feel an inexplicable attraction to sheep... ;)

NOW I get it!!!!