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21. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

Quoting magykal1

Gelli is rich.

I'll get my coat.

Then I suggest he spreads the wealth.

And, is that coat or goat?????

22. Posted by mikeyBoab (Travel Guru 5077 posts) 8y

DAER MR CHAYISUN

THANKS YOU FOR YOUR GOOD REPLY. I AM PLEASE TO READ THAT YOU HAVEAGREED TO PAY ME FOR MY FLYINGLESSONS. EVERY DAY MRS ISA MY MOTHER PUSH ME UOT OF THE NEST AND ITS GETTING A BIT OLD. SO PLEASE SEND THE MONEY AS I HAVE DETAILED IN MHY BREAKING DOWN: $280 FOR PIZZAS $1400 FOR FLYING LESSON AS AGREED AND $500 FOR ROOM SERVICE. TOTAL = $5600 PLEASE SEND BY WESTERN UNION TO MY COLLEAGE MR BEER MAN, NIGERIA, WHO IS DEFINAETLY NOT SAME PERSON AS ME I SEND A PICTURE FOR PROOF SEE THIS PICTURE OF MR BEER MAN, IS NOT SAME AS ME, HE HAS HAD MANY TROPUBLE SINCE, WELL, THAT NIGHT. WE DO NOT DISCUSS IT, BUT WHEN THE OIL MONEY IS TRANSFERRED TO YOUR ACCOUNT WE WILL HAVE BEST OF PSYCHIATRIC CARE FOR HIM.

SO PLESE MY BELOVED COUSING BROTHER, SEND THE MONEY SOONEST AND WE WILL MAKE GREAT LOVE LIKE ONLY BROTHERS CAN.

I WANT YOUR MAN BISCUIT.

MIKE E BOAB

23. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y

Quoting magykal1

Gelli is rich.

I'll get my coat.

See lm not the only one that it took a while to catch on!!

24. Posted by chayisun (Budding Member 163 posts) 8y

I wish to announce that Chayisun has left the country.

He has taken his ill-gotten fortune...$2,678.37...And is heading for God knows where.

When last seen he was aboard his favourite camel and, dressed like Lawrence of Arabia, waving a tin foil pointy hat and yelling "HIHO CAMEL!!!" as he disappeared over the horizon.

When I last talked to me...errr...him.....He said he couldn't take it anymore as THOSE people were driving him crazy...Partcularly someone named Rosemary and her spawn Dr. Boab....Apparently, Dr. Boab thinks Chayisun owns some sort of cookie factory as he mentioned enjoying a biscuit.....Whatever the $%^%$%^ that means....

By the way, $%^%$%^ means @&*&^%^ in Nigerian. As for the flying lessons, I was instructed to tell Dr. Boab to go fly a kite, while enjoying THAT pizza. By the way, I note the flying lessons INCREASED from $1,120.00 to $1,400.00 between letters. Inflation, I assume.

The last letter from Rosemary wanted Chayisun to forward money, $1,400.00, to her so that Dr. Boab could have some sort of operation which would help her/him decide just which one he/her wants to be. Seeing his letters about brothers doing strange things I would suggest Dr. Boab become a sheepherder......Out there, in the wilderness, he/she can wear anything he/she wants and can chase sheep around all day.

So, to summarize:
-Chayisun received an Email from Rosemary that he, Chayisun, could receive $900,000.00.
-Chayisun sent Email to Rosemary about the $900,000.00.
-Received Email from Dr. Boab about pizzas.
-Received Email from Rosemary about operation for Dr. Boab, pigs with lipstick, wigs, dresses, Nebraska, rain, showers and burning sticks.
-Received Email from Dr. Boab about pizzas, flying lessons, biscuits, Beerman..Who looks very familiar and, apparently, needs help.....AND an inability to use SPELL CHECKER.....

AND, Chayisun has NO $%^&^%$ (Nigerian term for #$%%$##$!!!!!!) idea what has happened, not only to the $900,000.00 but where in the $%^%$ his sanity has gone....So he, as mentioned has exited stage left, along with his camel and his golf clubs......

As another note...He has just informed me, by cell phone, that he checked his Email and..HOLY $%^%!!! ANOTHER WINNER!!! HE'S RICH, AGAIN!!! Well, $%^%$%^ 'em.... I'll...I mean, He will ignore it......Well, it is 4,942,000. Pounds....Pounds of what....Probably pizza.......

I am Charles Brandon, I work with Lloyds Bank London UK,I was the account officer to a deceased account,belonging to one of our foreign customers.While he banked with us, we oversaw his accounts andother official obligations as my office demanded beinghis accounts officer. Unfortunately, he died togetherwith his entire family in the plane crash of 31 October,1999 on board the Egyptian Airline 990 alongside otherpassengers.Since his death, none of his next-of-kin or relationshas come forward to lay claims to this money as the heir.We cannot release the fund from his account unless someoneapplies for claim as the next-of-kin to the deceased asindicated according to the law, Most likely, if thereare next of kin, they all get an equal share. If there are(mysteriously) no next of kin (claimingor otherwise), the money goes to the state government.Having made a very franatic and exhaustive search for anyfamily member that would lay claim to this fund,i met withhis lawyer who confirmed he has no surviving relatives,iand the lawyer both agreed to get a trusted person thatcan stand as next of kin to my late client,so I decided totake my chance with you.I now seek your permission to have you stand as next of kinto the deceased as I have all documentations including hiscertified Death Certificate that will facilitate your standas next of kin to him as he had a closing balance of 4,942,000.00GB Pounds(Four Million Nine Hundredand Fourty two Thousand Pounds Sterling. GBP), here in our bankin London. I also have secured from the probate an order ofmandamus to locate any member of deceased family to becomebeneficiary of this fund.If this proposal is acceptable by you, please to reply to meas soon as possible so as to enable us commence,i intend toshare the funds 50/50 with you.Please reply to my E-mail. Regards,Charles Brandon NB: You don't have to be a blood relative of my client to claim thisinheritance.I have all documents to back you, Please reply so that Ican elucidate on how to proceed.

25. Posted by delords (First Time Poster 1 posts) 8y

Hey all don't fall for that,
that's a big scam ok so forget about the millions its all
a lie to get some little dollars from me
so stay clear of such emails.

26. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

Our Lovely Mr. Chayisun,

We are so sad about you running away from your home. Mrs.Chayisun must be very very mad to you not sending us the money we need to send you the money you need to buy her sticks. In Nigeria we use cars to run away. Do all America Northers use camels for this purpose? I think a car would be better but if you only have a camel then we would like to send money so you can buy a car. We will include free sticks for Mrs. Chayisun. Please include $57.63 for postage to send free sticks.

Mr. Lovely Chayisun do not believe Mr. Brandon. He is cousin of Mr. Harrises and does not have any money. He lives in a hut in Botswana. He rides a donkey because he does not have car or a camel. He does have lots of free sticks and ten children.

Mr. Lovely Chayisun running away has made Mr. Harrises, Dr. Boabeses and Beer man very sad too. They are all in hospital for their sadness and taking lots of medicine. Please send the money so I can get them out of hospital because the food is not good there. We still love you like my brother's cousins' nephew by the lady down the road. Please send money soon so we can be family again. Come to Nigeria and we will give you money and good food. We will feed camel too. Camel is very good over fire made with free sticks. Thank you Mr. Chayisun. we are preparing for your visit to us.

Many hugs and kisses,
Rosemary
(Mr. Harrises and Dr. Boabses mother)

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