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1. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 8y

Heeellloooooooo you Happy TP-like peoples. It is I, Beerman, here to rub in faces of all Europeonies fact that US of A has just conquered world of golf by kicking booties of you Europeonies in Ryder Cup of every 2 years. At this, Beerman is very pleased, and is making weesh to you that you not make cry into pint of sub-par Europeony beer........for Beerman can make to bring no sympathy for the Euro-Golfer-persons who bring shame and humiliation to world of golf. Please to forgive little laugh....WAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....Beerman is make thanks to you pawns in game of golf.

As side note to certain Jase person......please to send worthless pound money you make lose on bet plus box of abject humility for backing team of losers. Is possible to make change into money of worth....say, AMERICAN DOLLARS??????????? Beerman is make thanks for allowing Jase person to humiliate self in front of world. Thank you Jase-person.

Now, about you Canuckistani golf-persons....... What kind of name is Mike Weird?

2. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

Isa has only one thing to say... Pay up Pipe Boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

And who the hell IS Mike Weird???????? Please explain!!!!!!!!!

3. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

Oh, I think I saw Sue on the American Team... I may be wrong but she looked good in that red and white golf shirt...

4. Posted by chayisun (Budding Member 163 posts) 8y

Ryder Cup??? Is that some kind of horse event? No, wait...Does that have anything to do with Red Ryder, that famous cowboy hero who had, as his best friend, Little Beaver who, I remember correctly, was a Midget wrestler.

No? Something to do with golf....Oh....Apparently, the 'Mericans beat the Eurooopeeans for the Ryder Cup.

"So, we won the RYDER Cup!!! Again!!"

"Congratulations. Guess this means you'll get invited to the White House, huh.."

"Umm, don't think so."

''Oh. Well, maybe you'll get a 'phone call from the President."

"Ummm, don't think so."

"How about from Hillary..."

"Probably not..However, I'm told we get a free trip to Disneyland."

"That's it?"

"Well, that and free beer for a week..."

"Beerman will be pleased."

As for who is Mike Weird....It's Mike WEIR.....Yea, famous golfer from Canada. Well, he's famous in Canada....He also has his very own Winery....Rather than stomp the grapes he hits the #$%^ out of the grapes with a five iron....

5. Posted by chayisun (Budding Member 163 posts) 8y

As for Sue, I have lost her. I am now a certified golf widow....Make that widower.

Not only has she taken over the TV set to watch golf, she reads the rule book....The rule book.....AND she is now going to buy her very own golf clubs.

Oh, yea, lessons....She's taking lessons. She was watching the Ryder Cup and, having American citizenship, too, she was cheering for the Americans....Wearing her Stars and Stripes shirt....I was downstairs, in the basement, watching the 12" TV.....
Alone.....With my golf clubs....

6. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y

Golf-schmolf!

And I think it's Mike Wier!

Dang non-Canucks...

7. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 8y

Little Red Ryder Hood.

8. Posted by t_maia (Travel Guru 3289 posts) 8y

I hate it to break it to you... but here in Europe we've got a T-shirt. It says all there is ever needed to be said about golf. It goes:

You are over 50? Do you still have sex or do you play golf already?

I don't know why you Yankees were able to clubber us, but in the end I guess it is better to get laid than to win the Ryder Cup!