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1. Posted by magykal1 (Travel Guru 2026 posts) 8y

We, the undersigned, emplore the Senate and House of Representatives to accept our urgent proposal for immediate reform to the electoral system.

Only a Unite Beeristan dream ticket of Isa/Beerman can restore peace, justice, goodwill to all men and free beer to our fractured lands. The balance of electoral college votes must be assigned immediately to the 'TP Voter's forum'. The consequences of non-compliance with our wishes will be swift and severe.

ALL HAIL ISA! ALL HAIL BEERMAN! LONG LIVE BEERISTAN!!!

2. Posted by magykal1 (Travel Guru 2026 posts) 8y

Signed

Rob A

(World Citizens for Free World Beer Coalition)

3. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5595 posts) 8y

Signed
Michael B

Is there an enclave called Martinistan as well

4. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y

Tina W
(who would like to add a Red Wine Amendment to the new constitution of the United Glasses of Beerstani)

5. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5595 posts) 8y

Quoting tway

Tina W
(who would like to add a Red Wine Amendment to the new constitution of the United Glasses of Beerstani)

Wait wait, that includes me as well....is there a Chianti or Merlot Ministery?

6. Posted by magykal1 (Travel Guru 2026 posts) 8y

I've already been promised the Real Ale and Single Malt Whisky portfolios.

7. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

Oh, you kind peoples and supporters of Isa & Beerman!!!!! We do the dance of happy knowing you are throwing us a ticket or maybe even throwing election. And, please to make note that Martinistan and Captainmorganstan are cantons within bigger Beeristan country. We have room for all soon-to-want-to-be Beeristani peoples and supporters. Please to send applicators for citizenship right away so Electric College take-over can commence. See, we have electricity in Beeristan too.

Isa must now go and ready the House of White for Beerman's return from the Beeristani Beermine where he has been laboring all day in his green speedoes to make the finest free Beeristani beer for all soon-to-want-to-be Beeristani peoples and supporters.

Again, you thank us for your support and we love you! Please not to forget to vote soon and many times!

8. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 8y

Question. Do you intend to make a new beer by fermenting durians instead of the usual wheat/barley/rice, and name that place Durianistan?

9. Posted by chayisun (Budding Member 163 posts) 8y

I would very much like to apply for citizenship in new country of Beeristani. I would also like to apply for citizenship for Sue.

We would be able to apply for jobs? I would like to be Beermine Supervisor as I am able to use big whip to control workers. Production of beer would be very good.

Sue has experience in cooking meals with lots of beer. She could be Chief Cook person in Government of Beeristani.

If you would like I could write the new anthem for your wonderful country.

I wonder if I could, besides being Beermine Supervisor, be Chief Justice as I have always wanted a gavel.

By the way, if you need a submarine for your new navy I know of one that is available from Canada. It would only cost two cases of beer.

If you require references I can supply them upon request.

10. Posted by summer910 (Respected Member 1342 posts) 8y

Will cats get special privileges?