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11. Posted by Rraven (Travel Guru 5924 posts) 8y

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Nikki L.

(provider of Baileys recipe to beg to join )

[ Edit: Edited on Oct 8, 2008, at 5:10 AM by Rraven ]

12. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y

When are we having our first Political (aka "Cocktail") Party meeting?

13. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

Oh, you kind peoples and supporters of Isa & Beerman!!!!! It is making us happy to see new peoples and supporters from Baileystan and Molsonistan - or is that LaBattistan - Isa keeps mixing them up because of similar taste, ermmm, she means similar shape - shape of cantons, that's it, shape. Please to join us for first debate and cocktail weenies in the TP Martini Lounge found in basement of OT Forum. Please to use elevator as stairs are broken. All supporters like cocktail weenies, yes? Yes!!! Beeristan cocktail weenies made from the finest wiener-dogs in Beeristan. We have favorite wiener-dog maker who makes them just for us and uses secret spices.

Please to leave cats and other companions in special companion room during debate and political party. Isa has designed this room specially for pet of peoples so they enjoy themselves. We do not want those infested with allergic things to leave debate early because of noses running away. Please to bring own tissues. Beeristan tissues are not good. Pet of peoples will like the toys and cocktail weenies in room too. Please to have patience while Isa tries to find solution for pet of people's friendly Beeristan and those with allergic things.

Please to fill out applicators for citizenship while at party if not with mailman now. Fake passports will be handed out to use until election has been thrown to us. As for an anthem - Beeristan has a happy anthem but if Chayisun supporter would like to throw hand in the blender, then please to post lyrics so vote can be taken. Beeristani peoples only like happy songs. Beerman will get back about the gavel. Oh, Beeristan has many 3-hole golf courses for golfing fun too!

Isa must now go and make ready TP Martini Lounge for debate and weenie-fest. Topic of debate: Beeristani Beer is Best in World.
Again again, you thank us for your support and we love you! Please not to forget to vote soon and many times!

14. Posted by magykal1 (Travel Guru 2026 posts) 8y

Quoting tway

When are we having our first Political (aka "Cocktail") Party meeting?

Well, election night, obviously. Or, as it shall henceforth be known, 'Glorious And Great Independent Nation Of Beeristan (And Related Colonies And Enclaves) Celebration Day'.

Or 'GAGINOBARCAEC Day', for short.

15. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 8y

Im in just remind me on election day to vote will you - lm pretty busy at the moment and l tend to forget!!
And l am SO looking forward to the Cocktail whoops l mean first party meeting!!!

16. Posted by summer910 (Respected Member 1342 posts) 8y

Quoting Isadora

Please to leave cats and other companions in special companion room during debate and political party. Isa has designed this room specially for pet of peoples so they enjoy themselves. We do not want those infested with allergic things to leave debate early because of noses running away. Please to bring own tissues. Beeristan tissues are not good. Pet of peoples will like the toys and cocktail weenies in room too. Please to have patience while Isa tries to find solution for pet of people's friendly Beeristan and those with allergic things.

Well, that sounds pretty good to me. Okay, I'm in too, and my cat!

Say, what does Beeristan's flag look like? Big beer bottle and a big smile?

17. Posted by Peter (Admin 5789 posts) 8y

Long live Beeristan indeed.. <-- (picked this guy because ninja's should be common in beeristan)

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18. Posted by Peter (Admin 5789 posts) 8y

Tipsy Ninjas that is.

19. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y

I don't know if tipsy ninjas would pass muster with Homeland Security...

They sure would be a lot of fun, though.

Hiiiiiiiii-YAAAAA!

20. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y

Quoting tway

I don't know if tipsy ninjas would pass muster with Homeland Security...

They sure would be a lot of fun, though.

Hiiiiiiiii-YAAAAA!

Homeland Security - what is this thing you talk about? Beeristan is full of very happy peoples and supporters so no need for securing the homes to the land. No one in Beeristan is stealing houses. Beeristan also has many nice friendly ninjas living there but no one has seem them. That is why they are ninjas - no? Yes! Long live the Glorious And Great Independent Nation Of Beeristan (And Related Colonies And Enclaves) or the GAGINOBARCAE for shortening.