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1. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

...Following a "long" recovery from the flu - only because the crew locked Captain Isa in her cabin and then some goat swallowed the key - Captain Isa was able to escape and gather up said crew from the beaches of the Greek Isles. It has been a long journey and one that has almost made the ship late for the next party. Well, it's still the right day north of the equator but since we're slowly sailing into Melbourne, I guess we're really a day late... Damn... It wouldn't have been so bad if we hadn't had to navigate around the 237,946 yachts parked in Port Phillip Harbor. Do you know how hard it is to find a pirate ship parking place when it's that crowded? No? Well, then let me tell you!

And as Captain Isa goes off on a rant about the pirate ship parking places, the crew disembarks into the life boats, begin rowing to the pier and raise their mighty voices in song...

I'm a Pepper, he's a Pepper,
She's a Pepper, we're a Pepper,
Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too?
Be a Pepper ~ Drink Dr Pepper.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's hoping that you had a wonderful day (Oct. 16th), since it's now tomorrow today.
With any luck the Siamese Twin Norwegian Mad Scientists, Sam and Pete Evil, let you out of the TP Dungeon of the Doomed long enough to celebrate wildly with friends, family, and maybe a kangaroo or two.

Upon finishing her diatribe about the pirate ship parking places, Captain Isa realizes that the life boats are gone along with the crew. Once again, she's been abandoned with only the rum, an albatross and a case of Dr Pepper to keep her company. As she stares at the pier she's not able to reach, she begins to hum a little ditty she learned all those years ago... "I'm a Pepper, He's a Pepper, She's a pepper, We're a pepper, Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?"

2. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

.....and in a flash of not especially blinding light, accompanied by the staccato tippity-tap of 26,000 trained dancing koalas wearing little koala-sized green speedos, comes Beerman, dressed in his own Beerman-sized green speedo....

Haaalllooooooo, Mr Dr. person you, it is I, Beerman, here to make Happy at you on this, the day that would have been your most Happy of Happy Days if you were making life in America of the Free and Brave-less!! YAY!!!!!!

You have perhaps noticed the crazy Pirate Ship Captain Person muttering to herself about peppers and such other foodstuffs. She is very beautiful, but Beerman is thinking that she is really from Beeristan, as we Beeristanis have always made comparisons of selves to foodstuffs. I am remember many a day where villages peoples would make greet each other on Day of Happy and proclaim "Hello, I am root crop of love for you." It make Beerman almost nearly misty-eyed to think back on jolly Days in Beeristan. "Is cucumber in back pocket, or I am just Happy to make see upon you?" Ah, those are the days of gone by.

So, about crazy are think she is single? She makes float around harbor, and in Beeristan, only singles womens are allowed to do such thing. Please to excuse Beerman.......oh, and please to accept these 26,000 trained dancing koalas who are making tippity-tap just for you, and this truck full of 69,000,000 cubic metres of eucalyptus and silver tree leaves for to make feed to very hungry looking little bear creatures. Is best to not feed them leaves from hand as they make big bite after dance exhaustion kicks in......I am thinking they are not liking speedos too much either.

......and in a blindingly not-so-much flash of light, Beerman runs across the water of Port Phillip Harbor to meet crazy muttering Captain woman..........pausing only briefly to secure his finest chestwig in place so as to make the best possible impression on the crazy muttering woman........

I'm a meatloaf, he's a pot roast,
She's a sausage, we're a head cheese,
Wouldn't you like to make Happy with me too?
We make Happy ~ Yes, we make Happy

3. Posted by arif_kool (Travel Guru 1757 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

Happy Birthday Eric !!!:)

Hope u take time off from the all important job of Wiki management and have a blast !!!!!

4. Posted by bex76 (Moderator 3864 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

Happy Birthday Eric - hope you have a good one! :)

5. Posted by Sam I Am (Admin 5588 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

Happy birthday bro!

6. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

Happy Birthday, Eric! Hope you're not all wiki-ed out do you can enjoy your day!

And remember: to be a Pepper, you have to drink Dr. Pepper...

7. Posted by Peter (Admin 6207 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

Happy birthday Eric. Hope you enjoy that cake you've been looking forward to all year

8. Posted by Wonkerer (Respected Member 592 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

Hope you're having a fabulous Birthday Peter!!!!!!!

9. Posted by Hien (Travel Guru 3906 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!


I hope you get to get out of the TP dungeon for today.

10. Posted by dr.pepper (Travel Guru 316 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

Ah, thank you all! 'Twas indeed a good day, and I was able to escape the Dungeon for the occasion:) Must say, all that daylight did get a bit much though...