When your girlfriend's psycho sister--dressed in her nightgown--says to you, "I'm tired and going upstairs now. You can either sleep down here, sleep upstairs with me, or leave--but if you leave, please be sure to lock the door on your way out."--and you look around and realize your girlfriend is nowhere to be found.
Definitely time to leave if you know what's good for you.
P.S. Oh, and in response to Schof26's post above, I understand Erma Bombeck originally wanted to name her book, "If you look like your passport picture, you're probably too sick to travel", but the editor insisted on her changing it to "If you look like your passport picture, it's time to go home".
I like the title with "too sick to travel" better.
And I should add that my wife has no sister--so she's not the one with the crazy sister.
[ Edit: Edited on Nov 10, 2008, at 11:45 AM by Calcruzer ]
when u lose both your jobs in the space of two days.. bloody recession!!
Three weeks to go
Well, I am leaving in 4 hours!! Can't wait.
Thanks for the reasons to leave!
When your soo depressed of turning up at the same shitty office, day in day out. You just gota get away and then come back to a fresh slate!
when your most intelligent conversation is to the mirror.
when you start feeling like a zombie.
when people want to start dumping their problems on you and you can't find a civil way to say f**k off and then everyone wonders "geez, what is wrong with her?"
when you have travelled before and well you know how "that" compares to "this"
when you know sure there are stupid people everywhere you go, but certainly not as stupid as your compatriots.
...when youre so used to the place you live at that you can take a walk but you dont really find anything interesting anymore. thats when i leave.
know what i mean??
....when one day blurs into the next to the point you have to continually ask people around - "what day is it again?"
...when youre sat in the office at 8.30 in the evening writing about how inflation will affect the price of concrete (me, 2 weeks ago!)