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United States Plan to Invade Canada

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21. Posted by lavenlaar (Budding Member 46 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

Australia sits neutral on this situation. Do we defend Canada (our fellow Commonwealth nation) or back the USA and suffer a WWI situation.

22. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

It all depends on how willing you are to lose by supporting Canuckistan. The Canuckistani submarine sunk, the Utahians have taken over all but Ontario and Quebec, Canucki beer sales have completely tanked and they're not allowed to use moose missiles or beaver bombs this time around. Even their hockey players have fled to the US - again, or is that still... Either way, they're here and not there. As I type this, all of the Tim Horton's Doughnut shops are being taken over by Dunkin' Doughnuts because they have better coffee.

23. Posted by Q' (Travel Guru 1987 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

Oh, are you still trying to invade the Great White North ? I would think by now that you've realized the futility of your attempts.

24. Posted by Herr Bert (Moderator 1388 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

I think the US has a new stategy. Instead of shouting around that they are going to invade a country, they said nothing, and just crossed the border in normal (so Japanese and Korean) cars as tourists. This is invading in a completely new fashion. In a couple of weeks Canada will notice that all the so-called tourists are not going home, and then it will be too late.