Whoop Whoop! Congrats on your longevity and the special title of being the only person to achieve 5000 posts without being a Travel Guru I'm sure it's all some devious plot by those Daams brothers to keep you in your place
It is . . . . those damn Daams! It's because they know I'd be a threat to their authority so they're keeping me down. I'm an oppressed mass.