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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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1. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

...Following a hectic holiday, which found the crew ringing in the New Year on the small South Pacific island of Beeristan, the pirate ship is once again on the move. A new year brings another full crop of birthdays to celebrate - or celebrate again since they are the same birthdays just a year later and the the recipients just a year older. Okay, Captain Isa will try not to rub it in as she will also be a year old at some point too and knows "with age comes wisdom" or extra rations of rum or something like that. Having set sail a few days earlier (it takes awhile for the navigator to actually see the map let alone read it correctly), the ship slips into some random port in the vicinity of London. The crew disembarks and now tries to navigate their way to Surrey but encounters that infamous pea soup-thick fog

Wandering around aimlessly, in hopes they find Dave before the end of the day as he hasn't been seen since July, the pirates break out in song (mainly as a way to find each other and keep being hit by a truck)...

Everybody knows
A little place like kokomo
Now if you wanna go
And get away from it all
Go down to kokomo

Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's hoping you are having a wonderful day wherever you are, Dave, and that it is spent with family, friends and maybe a random pirate encounter or two. Hey, we're a fun group - lots of beer and rum - and singing and pillaging and lots of other stuff that pirates do when in port.

... As the crew keeps searching for the Birthday Boy, a loud splash is heard. This is followed by several more loud splashes and Captain Isa now realizes most of the crew is bobbing up and down in the water like corks. She figures they'll all figure out a solution to their current situation over time so she's off to the pub...

2. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

Happy Birthday, Dave, wherever you are!! It's been ages since we've gotten any news--hope you're having a great time and somebody's made you a great, big chocolate cake with lots of icing and sprinkles and... mmm... now I'm getting hungry...

3. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5635 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

Congrats Daveh!
And wherever you are, enjoy the day...well, and the rest of your life of course

4. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

......and with a loud splash, accompanied by the entire Surrey River Rescue Squad singing Caribbean rhythms, comes Admiral Beerman.........

Halllooooo Weapons Officer Daveh, it is I, Beerman, here to make Happy at you on this, your Most Happy of Happy Days....yay!!!!!!!!!!!

No, is no need to throw life preserver speedo, Admiral Beerman is well-accomplished swimmer person. Even has worn fur-lined speedo today as river is little chilly to nether regions. However, dock is high out of water...please to lower .50 caliber machine cannon to assist in becoming on land again......I am thanking you.

Please to accept many presents for this Happy day. Feerst, please to accept genuine replica of fur-lined Beerman good for many occassions, including but not limited to blind dates with persons of questionable nature. Seconds, please to accept latest DVD/CD release of "Admiral Beerman and Captain Isa Sings Many Wonderful Pirate Beerthday Songs For You" bestseller in North-Central Beeristan. Is perfect for all party occasions involving Days of Beerth.


........and not being able to see through fog, Admiral Beerman turns on a dime and runs headlong into river once again........

5. Posted by Hien (Travel Guru 3906 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

A belated Happy Birthday, Dave!!!

Hope you had a great one!

6. Posted by Wonkerer (Respected Member 592 posts) 8y Star this if you like it!

Dave, hope you are having a fabulous birthday!!!