...Following a hectic holiday, which found the crew ringing in the New Year on the small South Pacific island of Beeristan, the pirate ship is once again on the move. A new year brings another full crop of birthdays to celebrate - or celebrate again since they are the same birthdays just a year later and the the recipients just a year older. Okay, Captain Isa will try not to rub it in as she will also be a year old at some point too and knows "with age comes wisdom" or extra rations of rum or something like that. Having set sail a few days earlier (it takes awhile for the navigator to actually see the map let alone read it correctly), the ship slips into some random port in the vicinity of London. The crew disembarks and now tries to navigate their way to Surrey but encounters that infamous pea soup-thick fog
Wandering around aimlessly, in hopes they find Dave before the end of the day as he hasn't been seen since July, the pirates break out in song (mainly as a way to find each other and keep being hit by a truck)...
A little place like kokomo
Now if you wanna go
And get away from it all
Go down to kokomo
Aruba, jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To bermuda, bahama come on pretty mama
Key largo, montego baby why dont we go
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's hoping you are having a wonderful day wherever you are, Dave, and that it is spent with family, friends and maybe a random pirate encounter or two. Hey, we're a fun group - lots of beer and rum - and singing and pillaging and lots of other stuff that pirates do when in port.
... As the crew keeps searching for the Birthday Boy, a loud splash is heard. This is followed by several more loud splashes and Captain Isa now realizes most of the crew is bobbing up and down in the water like corks. She figures they'll all figure out a solution to their current situation over time so she's off to the pub...