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HAPPY (BELATED) BIRTHDAY JASE007!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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1. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 7y

...After waiting forever, well - almost forever, to see the Pirate High Counsil, Captain Isa has returned to the ship. There isn't much time before they are due in port for another celebration. With the help of some very agreeable trade winds, the pirates reach Rio de Janeiro and smoothly drop anchor in the port of Angra dos Reis. Not seeing the vessel they need to board to get this party started, Captain Isa questions the Harbor Master as to it's whereabouts. She soon learns the vessel in question has already set sail and is laying pipe a few miles offshore. "Great! Really, how hard can it be to find a rather large vessel with big spools of pipeline hanging off the back.", she thinks to herself. Alas, more problematic than one would expect... "Captain, I think we've spotted the SS7 ahead!" "Wonderful! Set a course to intercept her. We may still be on time." "Wait Captain! She's on the move and I just lost her!" "Well, find her again and make it snappy. We don't have all day!" But, as time would prove and the endless hours passed, trying to catch the SS7 was a difficult task. So difficult in fact that it has taken 3 days to finally catch up and have now tossed the lines. "We're here to see Mr. Jase007. Could you point us in the right direction, please." "Sorry lady, he's in the brig and not allowed visitors." "What do you mean in the brig?! Let him out now or we'll take over this vessel. We are pirates after all!" "No can do. Come back tomorrow - he might be out by then." "To hell with that! Consider yourself boarded and surrender. Come on mateys, we're breakin' pipe boy out of jail!!" With whoops and hollers, the crew finds their way to the brig to release Jase from incarceration. Little did they realize word of their plan had reached the bowels of the boat and they were all promptly thrown in with birthday boy. "Nice plan there, Captain." "Well, we wouldn't have needed to have a plan had you not gotten yourself thrown in here first." "Yeah, blame me for your bungled break-out scheme." "Okay, it's your fault now where's the rum?" "No booze on board." "What? No Booze? Who's got a lock pick? We need to get outa Dodge and I guess we should take him with us since we showed up late for his birthday..."

And with that, the crew hunts for a lock pick and sings a little ditty while they attempt their escape...

Walking 'round the room singing "Stormy Weather"
At 57 Mt. Pleasant Street
Well, it's the same room, but everything's different
You can fight the sleep but not the dream

Things ain't cooking in my kitchen
Strange affliction wash over me
Julius Caesar and the Roman Empire
Couldn't conquer the blue sky

Well, there's a small boat made of china
It's going nowhere on the mantlepiece
Well, do I lie like a loungeroom lizard
Or do I sing like a bird released

Everywhere you go, always take the weather with you
Everywhere you go, always take the weather
Everywhere you go, always take the weather with you
Everywhere you go, always take the weather
The weather with you...

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY JASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd say here's hoping you had a wonderful day (March 7th) filled with family and friends and yada, yada, yada but I know better. So, here's hoping you got a bit of beach time before having to board ship again. Depending how today is going, you may be able to make up for lost (beach) time shortly!!!!! Hope you had a good one just the same!! ;)

So, while the Captain and her crew try to find something they can use to pick the lock, Jase sits back to enjoy the show. Hopefully, they will have it figured out soon since they can get some beach time in before their next adventure on the high seas...

2. Posted by Hien (Moderator 3906 posts) 7y

A belated Happy Birthday to you, Jase!!!

Hope you had a great one. :)

3. Posted by tway (Travel Guru 7273 posts) 7y

Happy Birthday to Jase
Happy birthday to Jase
Maybe you should do some work and get off the beach...
Happy birthday to Jase!

Have a great one!

4. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 7y

Happy belated birthday Jason, hope you celebrate once you get off the boat - if you havent been chucked overboard already!

Hxx

5. Posted by Peter (Admin 5789 posts) 7y

Happy birthday Jase, hope it was good! :)

6. Posted by summer910 (Respected Member 1342 posts) 7y

Happy belated birthday, Jason! Hope you had a smashing time!

7. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 7y

Jase, happy birthday.

I hope you got laid.

James

8. Posted by Jase007 (Travel Guru 8870 posts) 7y

Cheers guy's,
was a fantastic 18hr shift and 4hr kip before back on deck.
Looking forward to the end of the month and catching up on time/drinks lost