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11. Posted by magykal1 (Travel Guru 2026 posts) 7y

Happy Birthday Tina, have a lovely day (and a great trip!)

12. Posted by beerman (Respected Member 1631 posts) 7y

...............and in a flash of ridiculously bright red and white light, accompanied by the entire second string of the Montreal Canuckistanis hockey team, comes Beerman, adorned in his finest red and white speedo with the maple leaf on the crotch and gloriously massive chestwig.......

Hallllooooooooo, missing person Chestwina, it is I, Beerman eh, here to make Happy at your condo on this, your Most Happy of Happy Days!!!! YAY!!!!!!! Is funny thing, Beerman just flew in from Beeristan, and boy are arms tired from all the flapping..ha......is funny, no? OK, this is not make right.....is just not as much fun doing stand-up in empty condo. Excuse please, you hockey player persons...please to fetch beer and put on television....we will wait until beerthday girl and honey bunch make return. No, not that channel....we saw already "Norway's Most Intriguing Undergarment Models".....please to see if Canuckistan has Intriguing Undergarment Models show. What? Canuckistan gets only American TV? This is not possible......we are NOT watching Survivor New Jersey, is not real anyway. There is no such place as New Jersey. What? No, no All Celine Dion Channel....we are not trying to drive vermin from greater Montreal at moment. Fine, we are just wait and drink all beer brought along for celebrations.

....and after 2 weeks of nothing but drinking beer with hockey players, Beerman stumbles from the condo with a slight French accent and a tendency to say "eh" after sentence. The hockey players are still strewn about the condo, as they were used to drinking only Molson and the Beeristan beer is considerably stronger. With any luck, the beerthday girl and honey bunch won't notice the 2 meter high spray-painted letters in the dining room proclaiming "Happy Birthday to Chestwina".....in multiple colors no less. Hey, they're moving anyway......

13. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 7y

Byt the way... I forgot to add:

Laissez les bon temps roulez tout la nuit!!! (It's about the only French I know and still need to keep asking K for refresher courses.) ;)

14. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5596 posts) 7y

Quoting Isadora

Byt the way... I forgot to add:

Laissez les bon temps roulez tout la nuit!!! (It's about the only French I know and still need to keep asking K for refresher courses.) ;)

In good English that would be: let's f*ck all night

15. Posted by Isadora (Travel Guru 13926 posts) 7y

Quoting Utrecht

Quoting Isadora

Byt the way... I forgot to add:

Laissez les bon temps roulez tout la nuit!!! (It's about the only French I know and still need to keep asking K for refresher courses.) ;)

In good English that would be: let's f*ck all night

Michael - you are sooooo bad!!!! (Yeah, I know - you're still practicing. T & Rip obviously figured that out already. But, keep up the good work...)

16. Posted by Utrecht (Moderator 5596 posts) 7y

Quoting Isadora

Quoting Utrecht

Quoting Isadora

Byt the way... I forgot to add:

Laissez les bon temps roulez tout la nuit!!! (It's about the only French I know and still need to keep asking K for refresher courses.) ;)

In good English that would be: let's f*ck all night

Michael - you are sooooo bad!!!! (Yeah, I know - you're still practicing. T & Rip obviously figured that out already. But, keep up the good work...)

I knew it was bit edgy indeed, that's why I kept it nice and placed the *
Thank god it's weekend

17. Posted by Purdy (Travel Guru 3546 posts) 7y

Hey Tina - happy belated birthday for yesterday honey! Hope you had a great day, a safe trip over here and l will see you next week sometime!!!!

Heather xx

18. Posted by summer910 (Respected Member 1342 posts) 7y

Happy belated birthday, Tina! Hope you had a fantastic birthday that you'll never forget!

19. Posted by james (Travel Guru 4136 posts) 7y

Happy birthday Tina. Hope it was so good you can't remember it

20. Posted by steff (Travel Guru 1160 posts) 7y

Hey Tina, happy happy belated birthday and have a wonderful time in Europe!